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Headline 02.07.09Mene to sirf gaal ko chua tha : JaganathPostmortem :Arey jaganath ji abhi to shukar manaoki vo bank manager ek admi tha, aur agaruski jagah koi aurat manager hoti to kya hota ?
Headline 02.07.09Rail bajat : Manviye hoga, munafa bhi dega !Postmortem :Rail mantri mahodya ne sahi kaha, rail bajat manviye bhi hogaaur munafa bhi dega, manviye to ye hoga aam janta ke liye, lekinmunafa to ye mantrio ko hi dega !
Headline 02.07.09Ab jaldi band hongi dukane !Postmortem :Ji ha, bilkul sahi keh rahe hai aap,jahan esi sarkari neeteian ho, na bijliho, na pani ho, suraksha vyavastha ka ye hal ho ki admi subah ghar se nikle aur use pata na ho ki sham koghar wapis pahunch payega ya nahi,aur jo kasar reh jaye vo tod fod karnewale puri kar de to dukane to kya sabkuch hi jaldi band ho jayega !
Headlne 28.06.09Ab apradh nahi rahegi smlengikta !Postmortem :Mubarak ho, shukar manaiye,badti abadi ko rokne ka is se achasujhav nahi ho sakta tha !
Headline 28.06.09Rajdhani me bijli-paniab bhagwan bharose !Postmortem :kya kha, sirf bijli-pani ?to aap kya samajhte haihindustan ki hakumatkiske bharose chal rahi hai ?
Headline 24.06.09Rakshak bne Bhakshak :Postmortem :Jab rakshak bne bhakshak, sarkar ho bekar,afsar khaye ghoos, aur neta ho manhoos, to janta kahan mrey.......... Jab mehngai ki ho maar, mcha ho ha-hakaar,padhe likho ke sar pe, jab anpadh ho swar, to janta kahan mrey.......... Na bijli hai na pani, kehlati fir bhi rajdhani,neta karein manmani, mano desh bechne ki ho thani,to janta kahan mrey.......... Daal me kankar, dudh me zehar, dva bhi ho zehrili, lagta hai jese baimani inhe, virasat me ho mili, to janta kahan mrey.......... Police bajaye lathian, aur chor machaye shore, bharashtachar ke agey, jab chale na koi zor, to janta kahan mrey.......... Aaj dharam ke naam par, pakhandi bne avtar, na mandiro ki chinta, na bhakto se sarokar, to janta kahan mrey..........
Headline 17.06.09Manmohan ne li Zardari ki class !Postmortem :Manmohan ji itni umar ho gai, abhi tak itna nahi samajh apyegadho ki jitni bhi class lelo, jitnabhi unko padha lo, rehtey to vo gadhey hi hai, insan nahi ban saktey !
Headline 17.06.09Bipasha ke liye naachey,malika ke liye gaya !Postmortem :Arey bhai Bipasha aur Malikake liye to log na jane kya kuch kar jate hai, tum zara sa naachgana kar ke hi itra rahe ho !
Headline 17.06.09America se lautey 4 chatr swine flu ki chapet me.Postmortem :Kyun bhai is mandi ke daurme aur kuch nahi mila to yahiswine flu hi le aye !
Headline 17.06.091200 Crore kharch par ganga meli.Postmortem :Ganga ko saaf karne se pehle mn kasaaf hona zaruri tha, mn saaf hote to ganga bhi saaf ho jati, 1200 crore ka naam sunte hi mn me to meil bhar gaya hoga, ganga kahan se saaf hoti !
Headline 28.04.09Loot ke paiso se karte they masti !Postmortem :Masti to loot ke paise se hi ho saktihai bhaiya, mehnat se to dal roti chaljaye vohi bahut hai !
Headline 28.04.09Garmi ne sataya, bijli katauti ne rulaya !Postmortem :Aur billo ne diya jhatka,pani bhi na maang sake,aisi jagah la kar patka !
Headline 27.04.09Umeedwar badalne se party ka fayeda !Postmortem :Hamesha apna ya party ka hi fayedasochte ho, Lekin janta ko to vo formula chahiye jis se desh ka fayeda ho !
Headline 27.04.09Mere kaamo ka shrey le rahi hai sheila sarkar : KhuranaPostmortem :arey sir ab to yahi suna tha ki"karey koi aur bharey koi" lekinab dekh bhi liya ki "pakaye koiaur khaye koi"
Headline 27.04.09Sehat ke liye surakshit nahi haibottle band pani !Postmortem :Kis bottle band pani ki baat karrahe aap, safed wale saadey pani ki,ya rangdaar pani ki ?
Headline 27.04.09NGO padayega behno ko !Postmortem :Aye din jo khabrein aati haiunhe padh kar to itna hi kahengeke pehle in behno ko inke baapor bhaiyon se bacha to lo, fir padha bhi lena !
Headline 27.04.09Is baar PM ki relly mein chala jootaPostmortem :Chalo acha hai, janta ko samajh to ayaki yeh kis kabil hai !
Headline 13.03.09Mulayam ko notice !Postmortem :Mulayam ko notice bhimulayam hi bheja to kya asar hoga, kam se kamnotice to sakht bhejna tha !
Headline 11.03.09Congress me purane chehro par bharosa zyada !Postmortem :Naya nau din, purana sau din !
Headline 11.03.09BJP Sato seat jeetegi : GoyalPostmortem :Mungerilal ke haseen sapne...
Headline 11.03.09DDA Plot mamle me jaanch hogi !Postmortem :Is DDA ke plot ki janch ka to pata nahi, lekin haa is janch karne walo ke isi janch me se kai plot ban jayenge !
Headline 11.03.09Pidit pariwar ko milega muavza !Postmortem :Hum bhi chahte hai mile, vo bhi chahte hai mile, sab chahte hai milelekin ye beech ke bicholiye kuch chodenge tab to milega na !
Headline 11.03.09Sirifort : 44 Crore kyun ho kharch !Postmortem :Baat bhi sahi hai, arey Sirifort par hi agar 44 crore kharch kar doge to yehbecharey hamare garib neta log kahan jayenge, inka daal-dalia kaise chalega !
Headline 11.03.09
Delhi ne dhikara, videsh ne swikara !Postmortem :
Acha to ab pata laga ki hamare neta log
aye din videshi daurey par kyun rehte hai !
Headline 13.02.09Atankwadi arthvayvasthapar chot karna chahtey hai : PranavPostmortem :Atankwadi hame jitni bhi chot pahunchale lekin aap ka vartav vohi rahega, aapunhe pakadenge, jail me unki sewa karenge,unko vakil diya jayega, un par paisa aursamay dono lagayenge, kam se kam agle 10 saalo tak jab tak unke mukadamoka faisla nahi ho jata, tab tak unko palenge,aur baad me fir koi hamara havai jahaz hi-jackho jayega to unhe ba-izzat chod ayenge !