Gaal ka sach

Headline 02.07.09
Mene to sirf gaal ko chua tha : Jaganath
Postmortem :
Arey jaganath ji abhi to shukar manao
ki vo bank manager ek admi tha, aur agar
uski jagah koi aurat manager hoti to kya hota ?

Rail bajat

Headline 02.07.09
Rail bajat : Manviye hoga,
munafa bhi dega !
Postmortem :
Rail mantri mahodya ne sahi
kaha, rail bajat manviye bhi hoga
aur munafa bhi dega, manviye to
ye hoga aam janta ke liye, lekin
munafa to ye mantrio ko hi dega !

Sarkari neeteian

Headline 02.07.09
Ab jaldi band hongi dukane !
Postmortem :
Ji ha, bilkul sahi keh rahe hai aap,
jahan esi sarkari neeteian ho, na bijli
ho, na pani ho, suraksha vyavastha
ka ye hal ho ki admi subah ghar se
nikle aur use pata na ho ki sham ko
ghar wapis pahunch payega ya nahi,
aur jo kasar reh jaye vo tod fod karne
wale puri kar de to dukane to kya sab
kuch hi jaldi band ho jayega !

Samlengikta

Headlne 28.06.09
Ab apradh nahi rahegi smlengikta !
Postmortem :
Mubarak ho, shukar manaiye,
badti abadi ko rokne ka is se acha
sujhav nahi ho sakta tha !

Bhagwan bharose

Headline 28.06.09
Rajdhani me bijli-pani
ab bhagwan bharose !
Postmortem :
kya kha, sirf bijli-pani ?
to aap kya samajhte hai
hindustan ki hakumat
kiske bharose chal rahi hai ?

Janta kahan mrey

Headline 24.06.09
Rakshak bne Bhakshak :
Postmortem :
Jab rakshak bne bhakshak, sarkar ho bekar,
afsar khaye ghoos, aur neta ho manhoos,
to janta kahan mrey..........
Jab mehngai ki ho maar, mcha ho ha-hakaar,
padhe likho ke sar pe, jab anpadh ho swar,
to janta kahan mrey..........
Na bijli hai na pani, kehlati fir bhi rajdhani,
neta karein manmani, mano desh bechne ki ho thani,
to janta kahan mrey..........
Daal me kankar, dudh me zehar, dva bhi ho zehrili,
lagta hai jese baimani inhe, virasat me ho mili,
to janta kahan mrey..........
Police bajaye lathian, aur chor machaye shore,
bharashtachar ke agey, jab chale na koi zor,
to janta kahan mrey..........
Aaj dharam ke naam par, pakhandi bne avtar,
na mandiro ki chinta, na bhakto se sarokar,
to janta kahan mrey..........

Gadho ko shiksha

Headline 17.06.09
Manmohan ne li Zardari ki class !
Postmortem :
Manmohan ji itni umar ho gai,
abhi tak itna nahi samajh apye
gadho ki jitni bhi class lelo, jitna
bhi unko padha lo, rehtey to vo
gadhey hi hai, insan nahi ban saktey !

Bipasha aur Malika

Headline 17.06.09
Bipasha ke liye naachey,
malika ke liye gaya !
Postmortem :
Arey bhai Bipasha aur Malika
ke liye to log na jane kya kuch
kar jate hai, tum zara sa naach
gana kar ke hi itra rahe ho !

Mandi ki kamai

Headline 17.06.09
America se lautey 4 chatr
swine flu ki chapet me.
Postmortem :
Kyun bhai is mandi ke daur
me aur kuch nahi mila to yahi
swine flu hi le aye !

Mn ka meil

Headline 17.06.09
1200 Crore kharch par ganga meli.
Postmortem :
Ganga ko saaf karne se pehle mn ka
saaf hona zaruri tha, mn saaf hote to
ganga bhi saaf ho jati, 1200 crore ka
naam sunte hi mn me to meil bhar gaya
hoga, ganga kahan se saaf hoti !

Masti aur mehnat

Headline 28.04.09
Loot ke paiso se karte they masti !
Postmortem :
Masti to loot ke paise se hi ho sakti
hai bhaiya, mehnat se to dal roti chal
jaye vohi bahut hai !

Bijli ka jhatka

Headline 28.04.09
Garmi ne sataya,
bijli katauti ne rulaya !
Postmortem :
Aur billo ne diya jhatka,
pani bhi na maang sake,
aisi jagah la kar patka !

Desh ka fayeda

Headline 27.04.09
Umeedwar badalne se party ka fayeda !
Postmortem :
Hamesha apna ya party ka hi fayeda
sochte ho, Lekin janta ko to vo formula
chahiye jis se desh ka fayeda ho !

Pakaye koi khaye oi

Headline 27.04.09
Mere kaamo ka shrey le rahi
hai sheila sarkar : Khurana
Postmortem :
arey sir ab to yahi suna tha ki
"karey koi aur bharey koi" lekin
ab dekh bhi liya ki "pakaye koi
aur khaye koi"

Bottle band pani

Headline 27.04.09
Sehat ke liye surakshit nahi hai
bottle band pani !
Postmortem :
Kis bottle band pani ki baat kar
rahe aap, safed wale saadey pani ki,
ya rangdaar pani ki ?

Behno ki raksha

Headline 27.04.09
NGO padayega behno ko !
Postmortem :
Aye din jo khabrein aati hai
unhe padh kar to itna hi kahenge
ke pehle in behno ko inke baap
or bhaiyon se bacha to lo, fir
padha bhi lena !

Der aye durast aye

Headline 27.04.09
Is baar PM ki relly mein chala joota
Postmortem :
Chalo acha hai, janta ko samajh to aya
ki yeh kis kabil hai !

Mulayam ko notice

Headline 13.03.09
Mulayam ko notice !
Postmortem :
Mulayam ko notice bhi
mulayam hi bheja to kya
asar hoga, kam se kam
notice to sakht bhejna tha !

Naya nau din.....

Headline 11.03.09
Congress me purane chehro
par bharosa zyada !
Postmortem :
Naya nau din, purana sau din !

Mungerilal ke sapne

Headline 11.03.09
BJP Sato seat jeetegi : Goyal
Postmortem :
Mungerilal ke haseen sapne...

DDA Plot ki janch

Headline 11.03.09
DDA Plot mamle me jaanch hogi !
Postmortem :
Is DDA ke plot ki janch ka to pata
nahi, lekin haa is janch karne walo
ke isi janch me se kai plot ban jayenge !

Beech ke bicholiye

Headline 11.03.09
Pidit pariwar ko milega muavza !
Postmortem :
Hum bhi chahte hai mile, vo bhi
chahte hai mile, sab chahte hai mile
lekin ye beech ke bicholiye kuch
chodenge tab to milega na !

Netaon ka daal-dalia

Headline 11.03.09
Sirifort : 44 Crore kyun ho kharch !
Postmortem :
Baat bhi sahi hai, arey Sirifort par hi
agar 44 crore kharch kar doge to yeh
becharey hamare garib neta log kahan
jayenge, inka daal-dalia kaise chalega !

Netaon ka astitva

Headline 11.03.09
Delhi ne dhikara, videsh ne swikara !
Postmortem :
Acha to ab pata laga ki hamare neta log
aye din videshi daurey par kyun rehte hai !

Rajnitik sach

Headline 13.02.09
Atankwadi arthvayvastha
par chot karna chahtey hai : Pranav
Postmortem :
Atankwadi hame jitni bhi chot pahuncha
le lekin aap ka vartav vohi rahega, aap
unhe pakadenge, jail me unki sewa karenge,
unko vakil diya jayega, un par paisa aur
samay dono lagayenge, kam se kam
agle 10 saalo tak jab tak unke mukadamo
ka faisla nahi ho jata, tab tak unko palenge,
aur baad me fir koi hamara havai jahaz hi-jack
ho jayega to unhe ba-izzat chod ayenge !