Don ka dance

Headline
Monica sang thumke lagane ko betab hai babloo.

Postmortem
Kyun kanoon ke nachaey hue naach se santushti nahi hui kya ?

Netaon ki chaal

HeadlHine
Ek chale daal-daal to dusra paat-paat.

Postmortem
Is daal aur paat ke chakar mein hi to Desh ki chaal bigri hai.

Elections ke fayede

Headline
Garibo ko sasti daro par dalo ki vitran ki tyari puri.

Postmortem
Aur yeh scheme rahegi elections tak, iske bad ki koi garantee nahi.

Mehngai ki maar

Headline
BJP Mehngai se maregi maidan.

Postmortem
Waqt waqt ki baat hai, kabhi mehngai ki vajah se hi chodna pada tha maidan.

Saboot / Demand Draft

Headline
Noida police ne jutaye nahi mitaye saboot.

Postmortem
Jo praptian mitane mein thi vo jutane mein kahan,

Sare Jahan Se Acha...................

Headline
Shochalye ki sathithi sudhar Lo verna. "

Postmortem
Verna kya, Iota Ie kar kahin bhi beth jayenge log, Yeh Hindustan hai.

Hi Mehngai

Headline
Mehngai se sakhti se nipte sarkar.

Postmortem
Aur mehngai badane walo se kaise nipta jay zara yeh bhi bata dijiye,

Thana Khatre mein

Headline
Metro ki chapet mein Tughlak road thana.

Postmortem
Chalo koi to hai jo thane ko bhi apni chapet mein Ie sakta hai.

Haq Ki Ladai

Headline
Bread & butter yojna mein DDA ne adanga lagaya. "

Postmortem
Agar MCD logo ka jeena haram kar sakti hai to itna hak to DDA ko bhi milna chaiye,

Kagzi Politics

Headline
Bharat ke sath takrav wale mudhon ka hal zaruri. : Musharf.

Postmortem
lekin sirf kagzon par, nahi to inhe kaun poochega. .

Sipahi Ka zameer

Headline
Barkhast sipahi vardi pehan karta tha ugahi.

Postmortem
Bechara vo bhi kya kare sade kapdon mein uska zameer izazat nahi deta hoga.

Bijli chor

Headline
Bijli chori par pabandi khatai mein.

Postmortem
lagta hai koi neta ji aa gye beech mein,

Trade Secret

Headline
Girlfriend ko chori ke vahno se karte they impress.

Postmortem
Ab samajh mein aya ke ab tak meri koi girlfriend kyun nahi bani.

Rishtey Janmo ke

Headline
Bihar ke apradhi netaon par kasta kanooni shikanja.

Postmortem
Phir bhi kuch nahi hone ka, apradh aur neta to ek dusre ke bina adhure hain.

Khel Khiladi

Headline
Vishva cup se pehle khiladion ko nya anubhand.

Postmortem
Pehle hi kar Lo, bad main to kuch milna nahi.

Jayaj Vs Najayaj

Headline
Khasa mehnga hoga avedh proprty ko vedh karna.

Postmortem
Isme upar ka kharcha bhi jod diya kya ?

Mehangai ki raftar

Headline
Mehngai thamne ko raftar badai sarkar ne.


Postmortem
Yeh phir bhi haath nahi aane ki, chahye jitni raftar bada Lo.

Pyar ke side effects

Headline 15.02.07
Pyar mein eysi harkat, lagye aspatal ke chakar.

Postmortem
Yeh cheez hi eysi hai aspatal ke chakar lagane hi padtye hai, vajah chahe achi ho ya buri.

Valentine day

Headline
Yahan seen tha juda, ek dusre se bole alvida.

Postmortem
Bhool ka ahsas bhi isi din hona tha kya ?

Girls College

Headline
Girls collego par rahegi khas nazar.

Postmortem
Kiski nazar, police ki ya ladko ki.

Bijli ke bill

Headline
Mang ke anusar tay hogi bijli dar.

Postmortem
Kiski mang ke anusar, janta ki ya bijli karmion ki.

Surinder Ke Thikane

Headline
Surindar ke they do thikane mandir aur video parlour.

Postmortem
Aur teesra thikana phansi ka phanda.

Lootpaat

Headline
Thane ke pas lootpat.

Postmortem
Bhai saath nahi to na sahi, pas to hai.

POK ka Prastav.

Headline
Jammu kashmir ko gas dene ka POK ka prastav.

Postmortem
Is prastav ke peechey ki mansha ko bhi bhamp lena zara.

Pehla Pyar

Headline
Phir karib aa rahe hai congress aur Farukh.

Postmortem
Aksar pehla pyar bhulay nahi bhulta.

Chalak Vs Chiefminister

Headline
Chalak ko hi milega riksha ka licence.

Postmortem
Ji haan, yeh licence hai koi chief minister ki kursi nahi, jo khud nahi beth sake to bivi ko bitha diya.

Police hi Police

NewsHeadline
Internet par chatra ka ashlil profile, police harkat mein.

Postmartem
Police harkat mein to theek hai lekin kis vajah se ? Apni duty ki vajah se yaashlil profile ki vajah se.

Don ka dar

NewsHeadline
Don ke liye doguni hogi tihar ki suraksha.

Postmartem
Arey kismat khul gai tihar ki, verna don ka intzar to 11 mulkon ki police kar rahi hai.

Police hi Police

NewsHeadline
Nangloi mein police karmion ki pitai.

Postmartem
Ise pad kar to har admi gehri soch mein hai bhai, yeh ulti ganga kisne bahai.

MCD

NewsHeadline
Kal se phir sealing.

Postmartem
Kisi ne theek hi kaha hai, ke bakre ki maa kab tak kher manaygi.

Sarkari Kamkaj

NewsHeadline
Thane par hi mukadmo ko niptane ki pehal.

Postmartem
Are niptane ka kaam to thano mein hi ho jata hai, adalat to vo hi jaate hai jo nipta nahi pate.

Attankwad

News Headline
Delhi dehlane aye jash atanki girftar.

Postmartem
Yeh kya atankvad failayenge inhe Nithari Ie jaG yeh khud ko bhool jayenge.

M.C.D ki kashmkash

News Headline
Kaloni niwasi hai bekrar, niamat hone ka hai intzar.

Pastmartem
Kashmakash mein hai sarkar, upar ki kamai ka ho jayega bantadhar.

Dakhila Abhibhawavkon ka

Headline
Dakhile ke liye pareshan ghoom rahe hai abhibhavak.


Postmortem
Papa papa kehte they sada sukh jete they, papa papa kehlaya sada dukh paya.

Police hi Police

Headline
Nakli police ke peeche asli police.

Postmortem
Aur asli police ke peeche CBI, CBI ke peeche janta. Lekin natija

Sarkari Janch

Headline
Mantri ke khilaf hogi jaanch: Mulaiym.

Postmortem
Aur natija than-than gopal.

Family Affairs

Headline
Jahan joodai par ek duje ko badhai.

Postmortem
Is khabar ko padne ke baad dobara shadi karne ko man karta hai.

Gantantra vs Loktantra

Headline
Rajpath par dikha gantantra ka garva.

Post Mortem
Aur nithari mein dikha loktantra ka hashra.

Arthvayvastha

Headline
Mehaj 3 % samajhte hai arthik sudharon ka fanda.

Post Mortem
Theek to hai vohi to samjhenge jinka fayda hoga.

Aaj ki Nari

Headline
Khilone wali yuvti se savdhan.

Post Mortem
Har prakar ki yuvtion se savdhan bhaia desh ke kanoon mein inhi ka bolbala hai.

Efficiency oif Police

Headline
Paatal se aakash tak pehra.

Postmortem
Pad kar acha laga lekin ghar ka bhedi lanka dhaye wali kahawat soch kar dar lagta hai.

Sarkari Kamkaj

Headline
Delhi mein 6 lakh farzi pan card, ab ho sakti hai jet.

Postmortem
Yeh koi nai baat nahi hai, aksar sarkar kaam ho jaane ke baad hi jagti hai.

MCD ki kashmkash

News Headline
Khali bhoomi ka vayvsaik istmal ho.

Post Mortem
Koi bhi aamdani ka zaria bachna nahi chaiye.

Attankwad

News Headline
Afzal mamle par Delhi sarkar ne nahi bheji kendra ke pass rai.

Post Mortem
Auron par rai dena to assan hota hai lekin jab mamla apno ka ho to baat lara mushkil si ho jaati hai.

MCD

News Headline
Master plan lagoo hone mein ho sakti hai deri.

Postmortem
Koi nai baat batai hoti sarkari kaam hai.

Judicial System

Headline 13.01.07
Supreme court ne di Sidhu ko zamanat.

Post Mortem
Bechare quedi, intzar hi karte reh gye star ka

MCD

News Headline:
Nirman karye ki hogi nigrani.

Postmortem:
Aur nazrana de kar nigrani se bachne ka pravdhan bhi hoga.

Lashkarey Toyeba

News Headline
High court ne lashkar ke baare mein jaankari maangi.

Postmortem:
Bhai se bhai ki jaankari maang ke kyun dharam sankat mein dalte hai sir.

Samjhota Express Tregedy

News Headline
Suitcase ki dukaan tak pahonchi police

Postmortem
Suitcase ke zariey appradhiyon tak pahonchna bhaiya, isko bharwane mat lag jana.

SANSAD

Headline 22.02.07
Sansad me joonjega SI hatyakaand
Postmortem :
Aaj tak kis joong ka natija nikla hai jo iska niklega