Hungama Mandira ka

Headline 30.04.07
Naye vivad mein phansi mandira bedi.
Postmortem :
Hungama to hona hi tha, team India ne nahi kiya to mandira hi sahi.
(Published 0n 01.05.07)

Amitabh ki laaj

Headline 30.04.07
UP ko swasth loktantra ka path padane nikle vegyanik.
Postmortem :
Bhai agar Amitabh jaisi shaksiyat yeh keh de ke
'UP mein hai dum' to unke is kathan ki laaj to rakhni padegi na.

Mantrio ka kaam.

Headline 30.04.07
Neelam ki maut mein mantri ka haath.
Postmortem :
Kabhi kisi ki maut mein to kabhi kisi ke janam mein inka naam
iske siva in mantrio ko aur bhi koi kaam.

Khabaro ki setting.

Headline 30.04.07
Prakartik aapdayon ki milegi tatkal jaankari.
Postmortem :
Kyun, khabare leak karwane ki setting vahan bhi kar li kya ?
(Published on 01.04.07)

Naya sandesh

Headline 30.04.07
Dusari dunia se aaya sandesh.
Postmorten :
Kash yeh sandesh pyar, bhaichare, aman aur shanti ka ho
tab to baat hi kuch aur hai.

Sarkar ki sakhti

Headline 29.04.07
Sarkar atankvaad ke prati naram nahi.
Postmortem :
To sakht kab thi meri sarkar, yeh bhi batane ka kasht karenge.

Vayeparion ko salah

Headline 29.04.07
Mahapor se mil kar vyapario ne samasyaen ginai.
Postmortem :
Lekin hal ke intzar mein, boodhe ho jaoge mere bhai.

Mufatkhoro ko salah

Headline 29.04.07
Laptop ka moh nahi chod pa rahe purane parshad.
Postmortem :
Isi liye to kehta hoon bhaiya ke muft ki khane ki adat mat dalo
baad mein bhut taklif hoti hai.

Naye Bhartiya khel

Headline 29.04.07
Bharat ban sakta hai khel takat.
Postmortem
Kyun nahi, agar in khelo mein hum khel ghotala, balatkari khel, aur khel rishwat ka
jaise khel bhi shamil kar le to sare padak apne, yeh vada raha........

Gujrat ki tassali

Headline 28.04.07
Gujrat ne mana, Kausar bhi zinda nahi.
Postmortem :
Kyun ? death certificate dekh liya kya ?
(Published on 29.04.07)

Apno ka safar.

Headline 28.04.07
Babubhai jate patni-bete ke sang, laut aatye akele.
Postmortem :
Arey bhai, 'Apni' patni aur beta hote, to unke sang laute na...
(Published on 29.04.07)

Delhi-No smoking zone

Headline 28.04.07
Khelo se pehle Delhi hogi cigret free.
Postmortem :
Jaldi se kar lo kahin aisa na ho ke khelo se pehle hi saans phool jaye.

Hak ki ladai

Headline 28.04.07
Compania tey karti hein, kiska ho chayan.
Postmortem :
Theek hi to hai, jiska paisa lagta hai hak bhi to usi ka pehle hota hai.
(Published on 29.04.07)

Ramgarh ki haveli

Headline 27.04.07
Gulzar hongi ramgarh ki viran havellian.
Postmortem :
Kaise ? Basanti nachegi ya Gabbar garjega
(Published on 28.04.07)

Bhartiyo ka mood.

Headline 27.04.07
Bhartiye coach banane ke mood mein nahi hai moodi.
Postmortem
Moodi ka mood to baad mein,
pehle Bhartiyo ka mood to dekh lo.
(Published on 28.04.07)

Delhi dil walo ki.

Headline 27.04.07
Delhi dehlane ki thi sazish.
Postmortem
Yaad rakhna, Delhi dil walo ki hai
dehlane walo ki nahi.

Shaadi ka band.

Headline 27.04.07
Shehro ka band baja rahi hai kharchilli shaadian.Shaadi ka band.
Postmortem
Shaadi, arey is naam ne to saari dunia ka band baja rakha hai
phir yeh shehar kya cheez hai.

Kabutarbaazi ki saza

Headline 27.04.07
Loksabha se barkhast nahi kiye jayenge Babubhai.
Postmortem
Kuch kabutar udane ki itni badi saza,
bahut nainsaafi hai yeh.

Kabutarbaazi tax.

Headline 27.04.07
150 Crore ka hai kabutarbaazi karobar.
Postmortem
Mashwara sarkar ke liye :
Kabutarbaazi tax lagao aur apni aamdani badao.

Delhi ki kahani.

Headline 26.04.07
Uf, garmi aur upar se na paani, na bijli.
Postmortem
Kya Delhi ki yahi kahani, na bijli na paani.

Delhi ki shaan

Headline 26.04.07
Delhi hui behal, hatya-khudkushi, aur bawall.
Postmortem
Kya yahi hai Delhi ik aan, baan aur shaan

Apni Karye pranali

Headline 26.04.07
Aur aakash misael pranali ho gayi fuss.
Postmortem
Apni karye pranali sudhar lo, sab kuch sahi chalega.

Chetavani

Headline 26.04.07
Cigrete ki dabbi pe haddi-khopadi ka nishan.
Postmortem
Aur saath mein likh bhi dena
Zara idhar bhi dena dhyan
nahi to jayegi jaan.

Ache padosi ka dharam

Headline 26.04.07
Jaywardhane aur Murlidharan ki karamat se Srilanka final mein.
Postmortem
Ache padosi hone ka farz nibhao,
jo hum na kar sake voh tum kar dikhao.

Bado se dosti

Headline 26.04.07
America ke aham dosto mein hoga Bharat.
Postmortem
Itna yaad rakhna, bade log apna bukhar bhi nahi
dete jab tak inka fayeda na ho.

Mausi milli

Headline 26.04.07
Antriksh mein milli dusri dharti.
Postmortem
1 : Dharti ko maa kaha jata hai to kya samjhe
ki ab mausi mil gyi.
2 : Chalo acha hai, bhagne walo ke liye dharti
kam to nahi padegi.

Sthayi samiti

Headline 25.04.07
Kashmir pe banegi sthayi samiti.
Postmortem
Aur yeh sthayi samiti kab tak 'sthayi' reh payegi,
iska khulasa baad mein hoga.
(Published on 26.04.07)

Pehle atammanthan

Headline 25.04.07
Rahul ne vivad paida kiye-Sushma
Postmortem
Sheeshe ke gharo mein rehne wale auro pe pather nahi fankte madam.
(Published on 26.04.07)

Sasta aur mehnga

Headline 25.04.07
20 Lakh tak ka home loan hoga sasta.
Postmortem
Yeh 'sasta' loan lena kitna 'mehnga' padta hai, iska hisab lagaya hai kabhi ?

Apne honge hit

Headline 25.04.07
Coach ke liye Mohinder fit.
Postmortem
Mohinder ho ya Kapil, apne yahan se koi bhi le lo, vohi hoga hit.

Namak ka karz

Headline 25.04.07
Pandher ko phir clean chit.
Postmortem
Sahi hai, namak ka karz bhi to ada karna tha.

Sharamsaro ki sharam

Headline 25.04.07
Khaki hui sharamsar, 3 IPS giraftar.
Postmortem
Sharam aati hai unhe jo sharam se sharmate hai,
Hum to khud hi besharam hai sharam humse sharmati hai.

Mata ka krodh

Headline 25.04.07
Fir vidroh ki mudra mein Uma Bharti.
Postmortem
Shant ho mateshwari, in abodh balko ko shama kar.

.Garmi ka kehar

Headline 24.04.07
Jari rahega garmi ke kehar ka safar.
Postmortem
Lekin sarkari kaamo mein thandapan to vaise hi rahega.
(Published on 25.04.07)

Judge ki chithhi.

Headline 24.04.07
Jesika mamle mein judge ko chithhi.
Postmortem
Judge ko chithhi to theek hai, lekin agar judge ki chithhi aa gyi to mushkil ho jayegi.

Dhood bnam daru

Headline 24.04.07
Zyada dhood peene se ho sakta hai parkinson rog.
Postmortem
Isi liye to aaj kal daru shuru kar rakhi hai.

Cricketrs ki ranking.

Headline 24.04.07
Dhoni, Dravid, Yuvraj aur Bhajji ranking mein ludke.
Postmortem
Modiling mein to chad gye na, kafi hai.
(Published on 25.04.07)

Swadeshio ko sabak.

Headline 24.04.07
Lata ke sang hindi mein gayenge videshi gayak.
Postmortem
Swadeshio ke liye yeh sabak ho sakta hai, agar voh seekhe to.
(Pubkished on 25.04.07)

Videshi ka chaaav

Headline 24.04.07
Ek aur videshi coach lane ki taiyari.
Postmortem
1 : Kamaal hai, vaise to swadeshi ka rona rote rehte ho.
2 : Kutte ki dum 12 saal mein bhi sidhi nahi hui, inhe to abhi 3 saal hi hue hai.
3 : Dheedhta ki bhi had hoti hai, abhi bhi sabak nahi seekha kya.
4 : Theek hai bhai, jo kasar reh gai ho vo ab puri ho jayegi.

Nishane pe harry.

Headline 23.04.07
Iraq mein prince Harrey ko nishana bana sakte hai aantaki.
Postmortem
Socho us din ke baare mein jis din khud nishane pe aogye.

Badbolapan

Headline 23.04.07
Australia ko bhi dekh lenge-Fleming.
Postmortem
Bill clinton ke baad mera hi nmbr hai, kehne mein kya jata hai.

Aankho ka karishma

Headline 23.04.07
Sambhaliye aankho ko kahi lag na jaye dhoop.
Postmortem
Bilkul sahi farmaya,
dhoop se bacha lo
phir kahin bhi laga lo.
(Published on 24.04.07)

Chaipal ki yaad mein

Headline 23.04.07
Chaipal ne kiya team India ko barbaad-Gavaskar.
Postmortem
Unke hote to bajate they adab
jate hi aane lagi yeh baate yaad.

Pass fail ka khel

Headline 23.04.07
12v tak khatam ho sakta hai paas-fail ka khel.
Postmortem
Acha hai, pehle 12v pad ke paas hoti thi ab khel-khel mein hogi.

Khelo ka assar

Headline 23.04.07
Commenwealth khelo ko taiyar, Delhi mein yojnao ka ambar.
Postmortem
Aur khelo ke baad, kisi se koi nahi sarokar
hairan mat ho mere yaar, yahi hai yahan ki sarkar.
(Published on 24.04.07)

Kathni aur karni

Headline 23.04.07
Australia ko bhi dekh lenge-Fleming.
Postmortem
Bill clinton ke baad mera hi number hai, aisa mena bhi kaha tha.
Kehne mein kya jata hai.

Aatankio ka nishana

Headline 23.04.07
Iraq mein prince herry ko nishana bana sakte hai aatanki.
Postmortem
Socho us din ka, jis din khud nishane pe aogye.

Apas ki ladai

Headline 22.04.07
Tata sky aur dish tv mein fir chid gya ghamasaan.
Postmortem
Apas mein hi nibta lo to badiya hai kaam
verna koi teesra uth gaya to kya karoge srimaan.

America asamanjas mein

Headline 22.04.07
Parmanu samjhote pe America asamanjas mein.
Postmortem
Kyun apni kursi hilti nazar aa rahi hai kya ?

Shero ko shiksha

Headline 22.04.07
Cricket ko alvida kaha lara ne.
Postmortem
Jate-jate kuch hamare shero ko bhi shiksha dete jao.

Nadaan chalak

Headline 22.04.07
Fir apatsathiti mein utara Air India ka viman.
Postmortem
Isi liye kehta hoon bhaiya, chalne se pehle tel, paani aur hava check kar liya karo.

Aaram hi aaram

Headline 22.04.07
Dravid ko bhi diya jayega aaram.
Postmortem
Kyun aaram-aaram se de rahe ho ek-ek ko aaram
kyun nahi dete sabko ikathe ek saath aaram.

Insan ki niyat

Headline 22.04.07
Rajdhani mein jari, pani ki kalabazari.
Postmortem
Agar insaan ka bas chale to hava ki bhi shuru ho jaye kalabazari

Kanoon mein kabutarbazi

Headline 22.04.07
Kabutarbaazi mein kai aur saansa do ke naam.
Postmortem
Chodo jhanjat aur kanoon bana do, vohi sansad mein ayega jo kabutarbazi ko janega.

Congress ka serial

Headline 22.04.07
Congress ki ladai berozgari aur garibi se-Priyanka
Postmortem
Yeh voh serial hai jo shuru to kiya tha apki dadi ne, lekin ant ka pata nahi.

Garanti ki Garanti

Headline 21.04.07
MKP ne dikhai aankh, kaha-samarthan ki garanti nahi.
Postmortem
Aur samarthan ki zaroorat bhi padegi, iski kya garanti hai.

Metro ka safar

Headline 21.04.07
Metro ab airport tak.
Postmortem
Lekin ghar se metro tak jaane ka bhi hal to nikalo.

Abhi ki Ash

Headline 21.04.07
Aur Abhi ki gai Ash.
Postmortem
Aur Abhi ki yeh Ash sada ke liye rahe, yahi meri dua hai

Doctor ka mijaz

Headline 21.04.07
Chhedkhani mein doctor giraftar.
Postmortem
Kyun doctor saheb, practice se man bhar gya tha kya ?

Shabdo ka her-pher

Headline 21.04.07
Lara ke jivan ki antim pari aaj.
Postmortem
Jivan ki nahi bhaiya, khel jeevan ki kaho.
Shabdo ka to sahi istmaal karo.
(Published on 22.04.07)

Zindgi ka bhoj

Headline 21.04.07
Uf, 52 kilo ki jardoji sari pehni Ash ne.
Postmortem
Agar 52 kilo pe uf kahoge to agye zindgi ka bhoj kaise uthaoge ?

Khiladio ki thakavat.

Headline 21.04.07
Sachin- Ganguly ko one day mein aaram.
Postmortem
Arey itne salo ki thakavat one day ke aaram se thodi jayegi,
inhe chahiye lamba aaram.
(Published on 22.04.07)

Kis ka kissa

Headline 21.04.07
Shilpa ke videsh jane pe rok....
Postmortem
Jahan zara si kis ka itna bada kissa ban jaye, koi kyun rahega vahan.
Kyun Shilpa, theek kaha na ?

Delhi ki night life

Headline 20.04.07
Metro ke sahare parwaan chadi Delhi ki night life.
Postmortem
Aur is night life ke sahare kya-kya parwaan chadega, yeh to waqt hi batayega.

Pradhanacharya giraftar.

Headline 20.04.07
Chatra se chedchad, pradhanacharya giraftar.
Postmortem
Aur kya-kya hai iske karobar, zara yeh bhi pata kar mere yaar.
(Published on 21.04.07)

Hindi ka bolbala

Headline 20.04.07
UN mukhayal mein hoga hindi ka hallabol.
Postmortem
Sare jahan se acha Hindustan hamara.

Anari kabutarbaaz

Headline 20.04.07
Kabutarbaazi mein sidhast hai Babubhai.
Postmortem
Kya khak sidhast hai, agar sidhast hota to pakda hi kyun jata.
(Published on 21.04.07)

Shaadi-honeymoon

Headline 20.04.07
Shadi mumbai mein, honeymoon France mein.
Postmortem
To lage haatho bacho ki jagah bhi bata dete.

America ki naarazgi

Headline 20.04.07
Parmanu sandhi varta ki raftar se America naaraj.
Postmortem
Kyun bhai voh mama lagta hai kya ?

Jeetne ke tashan

Headline 20.04.07
Shoab Malik bane pakistan ke captan.
Postmortem
Ek ne coach badla aur ek ne captan,
lekin khelna to team ko hai srimaan.
(Published on 21.04.07)

Amitabh ke armaan.

Headline 20.04.07
Amitabh - Jaya ki shaadi me they mahaj 5 barati.
Postmortem
Koi baat nahi jo armaan pehle pure nahi ho sake, voh ab pure kar lo.

Congress ki narmi.

Headline 19.04.07
BSP se gathjod pe naram padi congress.
Postmortem
Kyun, aa gya oonth pahad ke niche.

Brake ka kamaal.

Headline 19.04.07
Pare ki speed pe hava ka break.
Postmortem
Zaroorat to hai ek aesi brake ki jo badte bhrashtachar ko lag sake.

Sarkari fasal

Headline 19.04.07
Aarakshan masle pe kendra mushkil mein.
Postmortem
Jo boya vohi kata, phir kahe ka ghata.

Tihar ke khilari

Headline 19.04.07
Tihar mein pappu se table tanis ka gur seekh rahe Balli.
Postmortem
Tihar se nikle khilari world cup la sakte hai, tarika koi bhi apnaye.

Cricket 2010 mein

Headline 18.04.07
2010 Asiyae khelo mein shamil hoga cricket.
Postmortem
Kyun, Cricket asiyae khelo mein shamil hone se aur assan ho jayega kya ?

Team India ka record.

Headline 18.04.07
Sunita ne antriksh me daud kar racha itihas.
Postmortem
Itihas to team india ne bhi racha, daudte hue world cup se bahar ho ke.
(Published on 19.04.07)

Suraj aur diye

Headline 18.04.07
Allahabad se kisi ko bhi nyota nahi diya Amitabh ne.
Postmortem
Suraj ki chamak ke aagye diyon aur mom bation ko kaun poochta hai.

Hai ri Delhi.

Headline 18.04.07
Badti garmi, katati bijli, hai re Delhi.
Postmortem
Rahi sahi kasar sealing se puri kar li.
(Published on 19.04.07)

Jansankhya ka santulan

Headline 18.04.07
Khalida lo desh nikkala to Benazir lautegi watan.
Postmortem
Koi dhang ka kaam bhi karoge ya jansankhya hi barabar karte rahoge.

Sapno ka sansar

Headline 18.04.07
Asiyaad ki mejbani ka sapna tuta.
Postmortem
Sapne to hamne world cup ke bhi liye they, kya hua ?

Kissa Bihar aur UP ka

Headline 17.04.07
Bihar mein 3 maah mein 903 apaharan.
Postmortem
Agar UP mein dum hai to Bihar kahan kum hai

Sharafat ka fayeda

Headline 17.04.07
Bharat ne 71 mein mauke ka fayeda uthaya.
Postmortem
Aur Bharat ki sharafat ka fayeda to aap aaj tak utha rahe hai janab.
(Published on 18.04.07)

Delhi ki sastai

Headline 17.04.07
Delhi mein petrol 25 paise hoga sasta.
Postmortem
Oonth ke mooh mein jeera.

Sarkari kamai.

Headline 17.04.07
Ek saptah mein sava do crore se adhik ke chalan.
Postmortem
Agar yahi raftar rahi to tankha ke saath saath bonus bhi pakka.

Kissa kis ka

Headline 17.04.07
Kiss par bawal par shilpa ko nahi malal.
Postmortem
Jo log samundar mein kudane ki himat rakhte ho, unke liye talab kya cheez hai.

Chhat pe santulan

Headline 17.04.07
Dunia ki chhat (Tibbat) par hai king khan (Shahrukh) ka raj.
Postmortem
Santulan banaye rakhna khan saheb, verna chhat se girne mein waqt nahi lagta.
(Published on 18.04.07)

Bahar ka khana

Headline 16.04.07
Baharwali ke saath gulchhare udda rahe hai kuch sansad.
Postmortem
1 : Kyun ghar wali ne ghas dalna band kar diya kya ?
2 : Khyal rahe zyada bahar ka khane se aksar pet kharab ho jata hai.
3 : Arey janta ka maal janta pe hi to uda rahe hai, kya bura kar rahe hai.

Bacho ka josh

Headline 16.04.07
Pak par Rahul ke byan se chidda vivad.
Postmortem
Bache to aksar josh mein bol jate hai, bado ko chahiye nazar andaz kar de.
(Published on 17.04.07)

Majboori ka sauda

Headline 16.04.07
Majboori mein bechi jaati hai UP-Maharashtra ko bijli.
Postmortem
Majboori mein bech kar bhi kya sanvar liya ?

Bharosa zahar ka

Headline 16.04.07
Zahar dene ke baad ghota gaya woolmar ka gala.
Postmortem
Kyun, zahar pe bharosa nahi tha ya apne aap par.
(Published on 17.04.07)

Takat ka kamaal

Headline 16.04.07
Har roz 47 lakh paushtik taufi bantegi nitish sarkar.
Postmortem
Dekhna zara, kahin itni takat khud pe hi bhari na pad jaye.

Shero ki keemat

Headline 16.04.07
17 Shero ki maut ke baad khulli afsaro ki neend.
Postmortem
Shero ki keemat to sher hi jante hai.

Mafi-Board ki ya Sachin ki

Headline 15.04.07
Sachin ne kaha ki board ko bheje jawab mein nahin maangi maafi.
Postmortem
Arey maafi to board ko maangni chahiye jinoh ne apko bheja.
(Published on 16.04.07)

Pakistan ki kaptani

Headline 15.04.07
Pakistan ki kaptani ke liye taiyar hai yusuf.
Postmortem
Taiyar to mein bhi hoon, bas zara bat pakadna seekh loo.
(Published on 16.04.07)

William ya Saleem

Headline 15.04.07
Prince William ne toda premika se rishta.
Postmortem
Yeh prince William hai, koi muglia saltnat ke chashmo-chirag shehzade saleem to hai nahi jo..........

Delhi dil walo ki.

Headline 15.04.07
Delhi drugs taskari ka sabse bada adda.
Postmortem
Yeh Delhi hai yaar, yahan har kaam dil se hota hai.

Shahi sewa.

Headline 15.04.07
Shahi chor bunty fir giraftar.
Postmortem
Arey bhai zara inki sewa bhi shahi dhang se hi honi chahiye.

Quadion ka tandav

Headline 15.04.07
Ab dasna jail mein kaidion ka tandav.
Postmortem
Jab police wale raslila kar sakte hai to quadi tandav kyun nahi ?

Mantra aur ucharan

Headline 15.04.07
Metro ke massiaha ne diye yamuna ke udhar ke mantra.
Postmortem
Mantra to de diye, lekin mantro-ucharan ka tarika kaun dega ?

Bharat ke putra.

Headline 15.04.07
Dhumarpaan se ghatati hai putra janam ki sambhawana.
Postmortem
Shayad isi liye Bharat mein putro ki kami hai.

Machli se mithas

Headline 15.04.07
Dushit machli ke sewan se madhumeh.
Postmortem
Ek machli sare sansar mein mithas bhar sakti hai.

Naari purusho pe bhari

Headline 14.04.07
Net prayog mein mahilaon ne purusho ko peeche choda.
Postmortem
Naari abhi to puarushon pe bhari,
jo yeh apni pe aa jaye to palat de kayenaat saari.
(Published on 15.04.07)

Jaan ki keemat

Headline 14.04.07
Raunda saat ko saza sirf 6 maah.
Postmortem
Wah kya jaan ki keemat lagai hai,
Kaun kehta hai mehngai hai.

Delhi mein sub-way

Headline 14.04.07
Delhi mein ab nahi banege aur sub-way.
Postmortem
Chunav khatam paisa hazam, agli ghoshnao ka intzaar kare agle chunav tak.

Hindi ki tajposhi

Headline 14.04.07
Multinational companiyan hi karengi hindi ki tajposhi.
Postmortem
Sare jahan se acha Hindustan hamara.
(Published on 15.04.07)

Nigam par pakad

Headline 14.04.07
Nigam ko hathiayana ki tyari.
Postmortem
Hatiana to koi badi baat nahi, ispar pakad banaye rakhna badi baat hai.
(Published on 15.04.07)

Chapple aur Team India

Headline 14.04.07
Chapple NCA se judenge ya ACA se.
Postmortem
Inhe jodne se pehle zara team India ka hashar dekh lena.

Kalyugi insaan

Headline 13.04.07
Ab Delhi mein banega tirupati mandir
Postmortem
Kalyugi insaan ka kya bharosa, kahin bhi la ke bhita de bhagwan ko.

Janta aur hadtal

Headline 13.04.07
LNJP aspatal mein doctro ki hadtal jaari
Postmortem
Aur maari gayi janta bechari.
(Published on 14.04.07)

Pakistani loktantra.

Headline 13.04.07
Pakistan mein asli loktantra ki sthapana maine ki : Musharaf.
Postmortem
Pehle loktantra ka matlab to samajh lete general sahab
(Published on 14.04.07)

Public se panga

Headline 13.04.07
Bijli kaati to jurmana : Shiela Dixit
Postmortem
Public se panga nahi, akhir yeh baat samajh aa hi gayi madam.

Sasta aur mehnga

Headline 13.04.07
Jet ko saste mein mila sahara.
Postmortem
1: Dhyan se, sasti cheeze aksar dhoka de jaati hai.
2:Khyaal rahe, sasta roye baar-baar, mehnga roye ek baar.
(Published on 14.04.07)

Uma ki ghar vapsi

Headline 13.04.07
Umaki BJP mein lautane ki sambhawana
Postmortem
Apne ghar se koi kab tak door reh sakta hai.

Breatlee ki udasi

Headline 13.04.07
Greg ke Bharat ka coach nahi rehne par breatlee ko afsos.
Postmortem
Jo karega so bharega tu kyun bhyo udas.

Badon ka saya.

Headline 12.04.07
Siniyaro ko bahar karne ka faisla nahi.
Postmortem
Bache bhi tab tak hi sahi rehte hai jab tak bade sar pe ho.

Bijli walo ki aukat

Headline 12.04.07
Chunav khatam hote hi hone lagi bijli gul.
Postmortem
Aa gye na apni aukat par.

Surat aur seerat.

Headline 12.04.07
Badalegi team India ki shakal.
Postmortem
Surat ke saath-saath seerat bhi achi ho jaye to kehna hi kya hai.
(Published on 13.04.07)

Bache ka pehla kadam.

Headline 12.04.07
Rahul ke road show se congress kheme mein utsah.
Postmortem
Bacha jab chalna seekhta hai to sabse zyadakhushi ghar walo ko hi hoti hai.
(Published on 13.04.07)

Metro mein film

Headline 12.04.07
Metro ki nai saugat, train mein film dikhane ki baat.
Postmortem
Taaki log minto ki jagah ghanto mein ghar pahunche.

Chunav ki tyari

Headline 12.04.07
Jhugi walo ko milega food coupon.
Postmortem
Kyun, agle chunav ki tyari abhi se ?

Boss hi Boss

Headline 11.04.07
Team ka kaptan hi hai boss : Shastri
Postmortem
Lekin agar sare hi apne apko boss samjhane lage to ?

Sahara ka sahara

Headline 11.04.07
Jet ko milega sahara.
Postmortem
Vaise bhi inhe sahare ki sakht zaroorat hai.
(Published on 12.04.07)

Abdula Pak.

Headline 11.04.07
Iran-Bharat gas line ko pak ki hari jhandi
Postmortem
Begani shaadi mein abdula dewana.

Sakht Supreme

Headline 11.04.07
Sealing par Supreme court sakht.
Postmortem
1 : Aur is sakhti ka nazla kis-kis pe girega, yeh dekhne wali baat hai.
2 : Yahi sakhti pehle ki hoti to aaj yeh naubat nahi aati.
(Published on 12.04.07)

Sankat mein Sachin

Headline 11.04.07
Sachin ki mushkil aur badhi.
Postmortem
Kyun, ab vigyapano ka hisab dena padega.

Awaragardi ka samay

Headline 11.04.07
Raat 11 baje ke baad bhi milegi metro.
Postmortem
Ya yoon kaho ke Delhi walo ki awara gardi ka samay bud gya.

Jaan ki keemat

Headline 11.04.07
Ek crore nahi dene pe gai Promod Mahajan ki jaan.
Postmortem
Kamaal hai, kisi bhi company ko bol diya hota. Jaan to bach jaati.

Ladkiyo ka badla

Headline 10.04.07
Pidit ladkiyan banana chahti hai ladka.
Postmortem
Kahin badla lene ke liye to nahi ?

Delhi ki mithas.

Headline 10.04.07
100 mein se 9 Delhi wale madhumeh ke shikar.
Postmortem
Yahi to raaz hai Delhi wasio ki mithas ka
(Published on 11.04.07)

Sudhri Delhi

Headline 10.04.07
Aur Delhi dikhi line par : Trafic
Postmortem
Yeh kamaal to 100 se 600 ka hai, isme aap kyun khush ho rahe hai.

Chunav ayog ka hak

Headline 10.04.07
Chunav ayog ko maanyta rud karne ka koi hak nahi : BJP
Postmortem
Arey wah, kal kahoge ke chunav karane ka hak nahi.
(Published on 11.04.07)

Vidai ki niti.

Headline 10.04.07
Bush ki vidai se badlegi niti.
Postmortem
Lekin pehle koi aisi niti to banao jis se Bush ki vidai ho sake.

Sangh ki sakh

Headline 10.04.07
UP ke chunav me sangh ki sakh daav par.
Postmortem
Khyaal rahe, jo haal Delhi mein congress ka hua kahin vaisa na ho.Sangh ki saakh.
(Published on 11.04.07)

Nyayepalika ki hud

Headline 09.04.07
Nyaypalika rahe hud mein : Manmohan
Postmortem
Nyayepalika hud mein rahi,tabhi to desh ka yeh haal hua hai.

CD War.

Headline 09.04.07
Aur akramak CD layegi VHP.
Postmortem
Lagta hai yeh CD war to Atomic aur Nuclear war ko bhi peeche chod degi.

Arabpati ya Pati.

Headline 09.04.07
Bharat mein bud rahe hai ab arabpati.
Postmortem
Lekin pat banane ke baad arab kahan bachte honge.

Delhi ki safai

Headline 09.04.07
Safai mein Delji aathave paayedaan par.
Postmortem
Arey yeh to public chila uthi, verna Delhi to bilkul hi saaf ho jaati.
(Published on 10.04.07)

Worldcup hua bekar

Headline 09.04.07
Bengal tiger ne kiya afriki shero ka shikar.
Postmortem
Aur world cup mein kya hua tha sarkar,
chada tha nazla ya hua tha bhukhar.
(Published on 10.04.07)

Camere ki chaka chondh

Headline 09.04.07
Yuvao ko dena hoga mauka : Shastri.
Postmortem
Camere ki chaka chondh se bahar ayenge to mauka lenge na.
(Published on 10.04.07)

Do patan ke beech...

Headline 08.04.07
Do jilo ke beech fansi Mangal Pandey ki virasat.
Postmortem
Do patan ke beech mein sabut bacha na koye.
Kitabo mein to yahi likha hai.
(Published on 09.04.07)

Congress ka bhaichara

Headline 08.04.07
Bheetar ghat ke chalte congress ki naiya dubi.
Postmortem
Dunia ko to bhai chare ka paath padate rahe aur khud......?

Nakaam Masterplan

Headline 08.04.07
Chur huye armaan, kaam na ayamaster plan.
Postmortem
Agar soch ke jo kiya ho kaam, to pachtane ki naubat hi kyun aye srimaan.

Khiladiyo par control

Headline 08.04.07
Board ne khiladiyo pe chalaya chabuk.
Postmortem
Chabuk se ghoda bhagta hai, control karne ke liye nakel kasi jaati hai.

Sansar ki reet.

Headline 08.04.07
Town haal par bhagva parcham, sealing se hui congress ki kismat seal.
Postmortem
Jo boyega vohi kateyga,
too isme kya chantega.

Khiladio ko salah.

Headline 08.04.07
Dum dikhlao to hi daam, jeet pe milega inaam.
Postmortem
Lalach mein khela khel to voh khel kya hoye,
Khel to aisa khelo jo saamne wala roye.

Naam ka mahatva

Headline 08.04.07
Bangladesh mein team ko sambhalenge Shastri.
Postmortem
Is naam ki hi laaj rakh lena bhai, Shastri ji ne to sare Hindustan ko hi sambhal liya tha.

Film aur producer

Headline 07.04.07
Apni film ke liye sir ganja karayegi Heli Berri.
Postmortem
Aur baad mein producer ganja hoga, agar film na chali to.

Mukadme aur faisle

Headline 07.04.07
Rajnath tandan par akhir darj ho hi gaya mukadma.
Postmortem
Aaj tak kitne mukadmo ke faisle hue, aur kitne faislo par amal....?
(Published on 08.04.07)

Srakar ka Astitva

Headline 07.04.07
Isi saal se OBC kote pe dati sarkar.
Postmortem
Kyun ki agle saal 2008 mein aam chunav hai, sarkar pata nahi rahe na rahe.

Galat faisle

Headline 07.04.07
Sehwag aur Gambhir Delhi ki jeet ke hero.
Postmortem
Delhi ke hero aur bhej diya inhe port of spain, galtian to khud hi kari na.

Muddey ya time pass

Headline 07.04.07
Modi ab namak ke muddey pe kendra se takrayenge.
Postmortem
Muddey voh jinka koi hul ho, verna yeh timepas se zyada kuch nahi.

Crickers ko salah

Headline 07.04.07
Saal mein 80 din se zyada antarrashtriye cricket na khele.
Postmortem
Baaki ka samay dusre kaamo mein lagaye, taki bhavishye surakshit rahe.

Bal Shiksha.

Headline 07.04.07
Bachon ko youn nahi, yog shiksha di jaye.
Postmortem
Sahi hai, shiksha to vahi di jaani chahiye jiska gyan na ho.....

Injimam ki safai.

Headline 06.04.07
Bhagye hamare saath nahi tha : Injimam
Postmortem
Dil ko behlane ka Galib yeh khyal acha hai.

SEZ-phoolon ki ya kaanto ki

Headline 06.04.07
Sarkar ne nikale SEZ ke kaante.
Postmortem
Acha prayas hai, shayad yeh phoolon ki SEZ sabit ho jaye.
(Published on 07.04.07)

Riwazon mein samanta

Headline 06.04.07
Bhutto ke khilaf bharashtachar jaanch purokht khatam.
Postmortem
Le de kar nibtane ka riwaz to vahan bhi hoga.

Bhavishye cricket ka.

Headline 06.04.07
Board ki baithak mein tey hoga bhartiye cricket ka bhavishye.
Postmortem
1 : Baithakon mein tey hue bhavishye ka anjam to hum dekh hi chuke hai.
2 : Baithakon mein tey kiye gaye bhavishye ka apna koi 'Bhavishye' nahi hota.
(Published on 07.04.07)

Padosi dharam

Headline 06.04.07
Nepal mein bhi chamatkar dikhayenge Ramdev.
Postmortem
Ache padosi hone ka dharam bhi to nibhana padega.
(Published on 07.04.07)

gale ki faans

Headline 06.04.07
BJP ke gale ki faans bani CD.
Postmortem
Abhi ilaj kar lo, kahin agle chunavo tak yahi faans cancer na bun jaye.

Abhi ki manovyatha

Headline 05.04.07
Abhi aur Ash ki shaadi pe suspence kyun ?
Postmortem
1 : Filmi sitare hai to filmi style to hoga hi.
2 : Kyun ki Abhi ko dar hai ke barat le kar koi aur na pahunch jaye.

Car ki raftar

Headline 05.04.07
Dhimi padi car bazaar ki raftar.
Postmortem
Banco ne loans par interest ki raftar jo tez kar di.
(Published on 06.04.07)

Parivar niyojan ka masla

Headline 05.04.07
Mobile aur dhumrapaan bun gaye hai shukranuo ke dushman
Postmortem
Jansankhya rokane ke aur koi upaye to kaam aaye nahi, chalo yahi sahi.
(Published on 06.04.07)

Gusse ki Gugli

Headline 05.04.07
Sachin ki gugli, Guru bold.
Postmortem
Theek hai, haar ka gussa kahin to utarna hi tha.

Kahani ka unt.

Headline 05.04.07
Ganguly se shuru, Tendulkar pe khatam, Chaipal ki kahani.
Postmortem
Kahani ka unt agar sukhad hota to zyada acha hota.

Kahani ka unt.

Headline 05.04.07
Ganguly se shuru, Tendulkar pe khatam, Chaipal ki kahani.
Postmortem
Kahani ka unt agar sukhad hota to zyada acha hota.

Delhi ka bhavishye

Headline 05.04.07
Aaiye tey kare Delhi ka agle paanch saal ka bhavishye.
Postmortem
Delhi ka to bahana hi hai, bhavishye to inka tey hoga

Raajniti ki pehchan

Headline 04.04.07
Chunavi naiya, rishtedaar bhi bane khevaiya.
Postmortem
Raajniti ki yahi pehchan, gadhe ko baap banao aur nikalo kaam.

"Dry" day ya "Fri" day.

Headline 04.04.07
Saat ko teen baje tak hi dry day
Postmortem
Aur uske baad " Fri " day.

Raktdaan ya rakt bahana

Headline 04.04.07
Raktdaan se darte hai to kaise milega khoon
Postmortem
Yahi to dukhad pehloo hai, Raktdaan se darte hai lekin rakt bahane se nahi.
(Published on 05.04.07)

Team India ka remote

Headline 04.04.07
Khilari-agent, chala rahe hai Bhartiye cricket.
Postmortem
Sahi farmaya, iska namuna hum world cup mein dekh chuke hai.
(Published on 05.04.07)

Lokadalat ka faisla

Headline 04.04.07
Nithari mein dushkarmi ko logo ne peet-peet kar maar dala
Postmortem
Isi tarah logo ko moka milta rahe to adalaton ka bhoj khud b khud kam ho jayega

Raajniti ki shuruat

Headline 04.04.07
Nigam chunav loktantra ka pehla darwaza.
Postmortem
Ya yoon kahe ke gandi raajniti ka pehla charan.

Ghotale aur jaanch

Headline 04.04.07
Daal ghotala : sarkari adhikari jaanch ke ghere mein.
Postmortem
Ghotalon ki khabare aksar jaanch tak hi reh jaati hai.

Chunavi dangal

Headline 04.04.07
Netao ka toofani daura shuru.
Postmortem
Aur janta ka toofani jawab 7 ki shaam 7 baje tak, tab tak dekhte rahiye chunavi dangal.

Dange aur chunav.

Headline 03.04.07
Dango ki yaadbhar se nahi badal jate chunavi natije.
Postmortem
To kya dange karvane se badal jate hai chunavi natije ?
(Published on 04.04.07)

Bharat mein Bachpan

Headline 03.04.07
Nange paon + pasina + nare = char poori.
Postmortem
Kya sahi tasveer dikhai hai Bharat mein bachpan ki.

Kanoon aur Masterplan

Headline 03.04.07
Kanoon hai Masterplan : Reddy
Postmortem
Aur yahan kanoon todne walo ki bhi kami nahi Reddy saheb.

Daroo-Masti aur Hasti

Headline 03.04.07
Idhar daroo par sakhti, udhar jugar ke zariye masti.
Postmortem
Peene walo ko rok sake, yeh chunavo mein dum nahi
Arey hum se hai yeh chunav, chunavo se hum nahi.

Booda Sher

Headline 03.04.07
Pehle jaisi takat nahi rahi : Thakre.
Postmortem
Sher booda bhi ho jaye to bhi sher hi rehta hai Thakre saheb.

Americi sharafat

Headline 03.04.07
America taang na addaye : Iran
Postmortem
Arey wah, aap kahenge aur voh maan jayenge, itna sharif samjha hai kya ?

Divide & Rule

Headline 03.04.07
America se madad maangi Sharif-Bhutto ne.
Postmortem
Zaroor milegi, phoot dalo aur raaj karo, yahi to policy hai unki.

Hero ki vapsi

Headline 03.04.07
Dheere - dheere sahaj ho rahe hai Dhoni.
Postmortem
Hona hi padega, varna camera kaise face karenge hamare pite hue hero.
(Published on 04.04.07)

Smthing+Evrything=Nothing

Headline 02.04.07
Shiela ki sabha mein mika ki smthing-smthing.
Postmortem
Everything ki umeed mein smthing, lekin result nothing raha to ?
(Published on 03.04.07)

Aaj ke abhimanyu

Headline 02.04.07
Chakarview mein phanse kai digaj.
Postmortem
Yeh aaj ke abhimanyu hai, kab nikal jate hai pata hi nahi chalta.
(Published on 03.04.07)

Nasihat

Headline 02.04.07
Berozgaro ko bhata dene par vichar : Yoganand
Postmortem
Bolne se pehle 100 baar soche, yeh sachai hai aur pehle page ki khabar bhi, Yogi maharaj.

Saath davat ka.

Headline 02.04.07
Dinbhar saath hai nibhate, Shaam ko chicken udatye.
Postmortem
Chicken hai to saath hai, daal khilayenge to bhaag jayenge.

Badti mehngai

Headline 02.04.07
Reserve bank ki chinta, kaise kaboo ho badti mehngai.
Postmortem
Jo kaboo mein karna chahte ho mehngai,
Sabse pehle jamakhoro par karo karvai

Sarkari yojnayen

Headline 02.04.07
Karye ki yojna bana kar hi shuru kare kaam.
Postmortem
Yojnayen to bahut banti hai sarkar mein, lekin kaam kitne hote hai.
(Published on 03.04.07)

Takat ka sahi istmaal

Headline 01.04.07
Janadhar hai kum, prachar ke tariko mein laga rahe dum.
Postmortem
Yahi dum kaam mein lagaya hota to aaj yeh nobat nahi aati.
(Published on 02.04.07)

Parking pe pravachan

Headline 01.04.07
Parking vivad mein goli maari.
Postmortem
Parking vivad ko lekar gaalian to sooni thee, lekin ab goli bhi. Sahi tarkki pe ho.
(Published on 02.04.07)

Paise ki takat

Headline 01.04.07
Paise se dil kharidoge ya jaan ?
Postmortem
Aap batao aap kya bechoge, paise se to sab kuch kharida ja sakta hai.

Atankwaad ki dookan

Headline 01.04.07
Atankwaad ka stroat hai Pakistan : America
Postmortem
Stroat to theek hai lekin yeh pata lagao, akhir yeh pahunchana kahan chahte hai ?

Bijli ke jhatke

Headline 31.03.07
Na mili sabsidi to mehngi hogi bijli.
Postmortem
Bas bhi karo yaar, aur kitne jhatke doge.

Course ka chakar.

Headline 31.03.07
Youn sambhando ke liye shikshika doshi karar.
Postmortem
Biology ke students jab maindhak kaatte hai to un par khoon ka ilzam lagta hai kya ?

Aadmi ki bhook

Headline 31.03.07
Bacho ka mid day meal bik raha hai bazar mein.
Postmortem
Yahan to log gayeon ka chara nahi chodte, yeh to phir mid day meal hai.

Voter aur Chunav

Headline 31.03.07
Ghar-ghar pratyashion ki padchap, voter se milne ko betab.
Postmortem
Aur jab voter milna chahega tab saheb ya to bathroom mein honge ya meeting mein.

Dale aasman par

Headline 31.03.07
Dalo ki keemat mein lagi ag, talash mein chaape.
Postmortem
Ab bhi jaag jao, verna daale bhi talash karni padegi.

Kote ka jaal

Headline 31.03.07
Kote par nahi soojh raha rasta.
Postmortem
Yeh jaal bhi to khud ka hi buna hua hai meri sarkar.

Moke ka fayeda

Headline 31.03.07
Quadion ne jamkar peeta jaanch afsaro ko.
Postmortem
Haath aya moka kaun chodta hai.
(Published on 01.04.07)

Rajnetik soch

Headline 31.03.07
Congress v BJP ke chalave mein na aye : BJS
Postmortem
Naam ya party badalne se soch nahi badal jati hai sir.

Bhaion ka jhagra

Headline 31.03.07
Sipahi ne nayab court ko peeta.
Postmortem
Bhai ne bhai ko maara, tamasha dekhe hai jag sara.

Police prashasan

Headline 31.03.07
Quadi chalate hai jail ke bhitar vishesh jail.
Postmortem
Police ki jail ke andar quadion ki jail,
Ajab teri maya ajab tere khel.
(Published on 01.04.07)
To yeh hamare prashasan ka doosra pehlu.

Court ka hatora.

Headline 30.03.07
Kote ki bisat par court ka hatora.
Postmortem
Jo lage to hai zyada, par hai thoda-thoda.

Police ki neend.

Headline 30.03.07
Aisa giroh jisne maare 300 log.
Postmortem
Chalo, police prasashan jaga to, bhalle 300 ke baad hi sahi.

Chunavi humsafar

Headline 30.03.07
Prachar ki aisi hava chali, pratyashi ghoomein gali-gali.
Postmortem
Aur chunav ke baad," jin raho pe chala karte they hum kabhi, aaj vahi humse poochti hai tera humsafar kidhar hai.

Choohe ki himat

Headline 30.03.07
Police ke pass jama pasport ko choohe ne kutra.
Postmortem
Police ka maal khaane ki himat koi admi to karega nahi.

NDMC ki karya sheli

Headline 30.03.07
NDMC bajat mein naya kar nahi.
Postmortem
Naya kar nahi aur NDMC naya kuch karti bhi nahi.
(Published on 31.03.07)

Dubke hue sher

Headline 30.03.07
Police ki salah par ghar mein dubke cricket ke sher.
Postmortem
Chalo isi bahane bivi bacho ke liye time to mila.

Naye khiladi

Headline 30.03.07
Naye khiladion ke naye sapne.
Postmortem
Kaam zaroor karna, varna purana hone mein der nahi lagati.
(Published on 31.03.07)