Mehngai par baithak

Headline 17.04.08
Mehngai par PM bulayenge CM ki baithak.
Postmortem :
PM ho ya CM, mehngai jo dur kar sake
nahi kisi me itna dam.

Mashal par bwal

Headline 17.04.08
Aaj niklegi mashal, zoro par hai bwal.
Postmortem :
Aur band kar ke metro, yeh
karenge janta ka bura haal.

Suhana safar

Hedline 17.04.08
NCR ka safar hoga suhana.
Postmortem :
Suhana safar aur yeh mausam hasin
hame dar ham kho na jaye kahin....

Roshan rahe mashal

Headline 17.04.08
Roshan rahe olympic mashal.
Postmortem :
Aur uthte rahe bwal,
neta apni roti seke,
karke janta ka bura haal.

Mehngai par halla

Headline 17.04.08
Mehngai par halla machane tak
nahi aye kai saansad.
Postmortem :
Zara sabar karo mere bhai,
chunav ane do phir dekho yeh
halla to kya mujra bhi karenge.

Belan v/s Hathode

Headline 16.04.08
Angutha chaap mahilao ne MCD ko hilaya.
Postmortem :
Kamaal hai, belan ne hathode ko hila diya,
wah kya gazab kar diya.

Mehngai se nipatara

Headline 16.04.08
Mehngai se nipatne ke liye jari hai
gaudamo me chapamari.
Postmortem :
Mehngai ka to pata nahi, ha albata
kai logo ka garibi se zarur niptara ho jayega.

Bhartiye doctor

Headline 16.04.08
Bhartiye doctoro ki team ne maari bazi.
Postmortem :
Kisme, Ilaj karne me ya marz bigarne me ?

Rishtey hi Rishtey

Headline 16.04.08
Bharat se rishtey banane me
pak ki madad karega america.
Postmortem :
America ne kahin "Rishtey hi Rishtey"
naam se company to nahi khol li ?

Rajdhani ka para

Headline 16.04.08
Rajdhani ka para chada.
Postmortem :
Insaniyat ko chod ke jab har cheez
upar ko ja rahi ho to para kyun peeche rahe.

Kissa ghar ka

Headline 15.04.08
America me ghar kharidiye.
Postmortem :
Lekin ghar wali yahin se le ke jana
verna ghar se bhi jaoge.

Sarkari kaam

Headline 15.04.08
Sarkar ne gyehu kharid par kamar kasi.
Postmortem :
Vo to kasni hi thi, vahan se commission jo
milna tha.

Janta ki police

Headline 15.04.08
Nakshey ki ladai me nipat gai ek zindagi.
Postmortem :
Janta ke liye, janta ke sath, aur janta ki
police ko shat - shat pranaam.

Tax ka chakar

Headline 15.04.08
Ek se zyada car to tax bharo yaar.
Postmortem :
Isi tax ke chakar me to kai ho gaye bekar.

Baap bada na bhayia

Headline 15.04.08
Behan ki bhi supari di thi.
Postmortem :
Baap bada na bhayia, sabse bada rupayia.