Mehngai naapne ki taiyari

Headline 30.04.08
Mehngai ko naapne ki taiyari.
Postmortem :
Ab bhi waqt hai bhaiya soch lo
verna iski vajah so to kai nap gye

Mehngai ki maar

Headline 30.04.08
Bijli sankat jaari, pani ki bhi maramari.
Postmortem :
Upar se mehngai ki maar bhi badi karari
kahan jaye yeh janta bechari.

Pani ya Soda

Headline 30.04.08
NDMC shetra me pani mehngai.
Postmortem :
Soda banane walo ke liye khuskhabri
MCD ilako me unki sale achi uthegi

Mulakaat ya Mukalaat

Headline 30.04.08
Sealing muddey par mulakat.
Postmortem :
Zara khyal se bhaiya dekhna kahin
yeh mulakaat mukalaat na ban jaye.

Sealing ya circus ?

Headline 29.04.08
Sealing ya circus ?
Postmortem :
Jinki sealing hui unke liye to sealing,
jinhone ki unke liye circus

Ek hi ulloo kafi tha.....

Headline 29.04.08
Chidia ghar se 2 ulloo gayab.
Postmortem :
Ek hi ulloo kafi tha barbaad gulistan karne ko
aur 2 se kya ho sakta hai kabhi yeh socha ane.

Rakshashi kaam

Headline 28.04.08
Bhoot bhagane ke liye maa ko maar dala.
Postmortem :
Bhoot ki vajah se jo devi ko maare
aise rakshash ko kaun vichare.

Prabhu auratankio ka hissa

Headline 28.04.08
Prabhu ke chadave me atankio ka hissa.
Postmortem :
Wah prabhu, hm to aj tak yahi samajhte
rhe ki tumhara hissa santo k sath hi hota hai.

Prashan patra ka yaar

Headline 28.04.08
Prashan patra le kar ho gya frar.
Postmortem :
Kyun fikar karte ho bekar
utar dhoond ke ata hi hoga mere yaar.

Police akhir kiske sath

Headline 28.04.08
Police akhir kiske sath.
Postmortem :
Bacho jaise pucho na baat,
jo de maal police hai uske sath.

Bache aur television

Headline 26.04.08
Ab television lenge bacho ki class.
Postmortem :
Chalo acha hai bache kam se kam
pitai se to bach jayenge.

Hai petrol

Headline 26.04.08
Vitmantri ke viman ko utarna pada.
Postmortem :
Petrol ki keemato ki vajah se mujhe bhi
kai dafa apni gadi ghar chodni adti hai.

Bhavuk hue patil

Headline 26.04.08
Qaidio ko lekar bhavuk hue patil.
Postmortem :
Kyun sir un qaidio me apnapan nazar
aya ya kuch ane unme nazar aa gaye.

Nari aur samaj

Headline 26.04.08
Aur 80 hazar me bik gai Ranjita.
Postmortem :
Nari shoshan ke khilaf
bolne wale so gaye kya ?

Cheer leadero ki chah

Headline 24.04.08
Cheer leadero ke man par
Chot pahuncha gaye hum.
Postmortem :
Aur paane ki chah me na jane
kya kya gava gya hum

Noto ki jhalak

Headline 24.04.08
Trefic police walo ne bhi kinara.
Postmortem :
Noto ki jhalak dikla do to
yeh daudey chale ayenge dobara.

Suvidhayo wala kal

Headline 24.04.08
Kab ayega suvidhayo wala kal.
postmortem :
Us kal ki chah me apna aaj gava diya
netao ne bhi desh ko kya se kya bna diya

Mehngai ki maar

Headline 24.04.08
Aj makaan kal car.
Postmortem :
Lekin Is mehngai ke chalte
inhe chalana ho jayega dushwar.

Sex shiksha par rok

Headline 24.04.08
Sex shiksha par fir rok.
Postmortem :
Kis par, theory par ya practicle par.

Police pikat ka sach

Headline 23.04.08
Kya dikhave ke liye hai police pikat,
Postmortem :
Nahi yeh to token money ke liye hai,
deal to thano me hi final hoti hai.

Videshi takto ka hath

Headline 23.04.08
Hatya me videshi hatyar ka istmal.
Postmortem :
Isme naya kya hai bhai,
yahan to har kaam me videshi takto
ka hi hath hota hai.

Jamakhoro ke khilaf

Headline 23.04.08
Jamakhoro ke khilaf karvai jari.
Postmortem :
Aur sarkari karam chario ki jebe hongi bhari.

Laptop se talaq

Headline 18.04.08
Laptop se chand minute me hua talaq.
Postmortem :
Internet se shadi bhi ho gai
aur talaq bhi, bas ab to
bache hone hi baki hai.

Mashal ka bwal

Headline 18.04.08
Nikli mashal khatam bwal.
Postmortem :
Mashal aai aur aa kar chali bhi gai
hum dekhte hi reh gaye,
jab kuch na ban pada humse
to laut ke budhu ghar ko aa gaye.

Mehngai par rok

Headline 18.04.08
8 Satah ke baad mehngai par rok.
Postmortem :
Janta janardhan se anurodh hai
ki tab tak vo kisi mandir ya gurudware
me ja kar sharan le.

Jaam hi jaam

Headline 18.04.08
Mashal se nahi jud paye aam log.
Postmortem :
Judta bhi kaise, aam admi
jaam jo phansa hua tha.

Maar gai mehngai

Headline 18.04.08
Maar gai mehngai.
postmortem :
Amiro ko rula sake,
mehngai me itna dum nahi,
garib ka chulha kaise jale,
iska ise gum nahi.