Mulayam ko notice

Headline 13.03.09
Mulayam ko notice !
Postmortem :
Mulayam ko notice bhi
mulayam hi bheja to kya
asar hoga, kam se kam
notice to sakht bhejna tha !

Naya nau din.....

Headline 11.03.09
Congress me purane chehro
par bharosa zyada !
Postmortem :
Naya nau din, purana sau din !

Mungerilal ke sapne

Headline 11.03.09
BJP Sato seat jeetegi : Goyal
Postmortem :
Mungerilal ke haseen sapne...

DDA Plot ki janch

Headline 11.03.09
DDA Plot mamle me jaanch hogi !
Postmortem :
Is DDA ke plot ki janch ka to pata
nahi, lekin haa is janch karne walo
ke isi janch me se kai plot ban jayenge !

Beech ke bicholiye

Headline 11.03.09
Pidit pariwar ko milega muavza !
Postmortem :
Hum bhi chahte hai mile, vo bhi
chahte hai mile, sab chahte hai mile
lekin ye beech ke bicholiye kuch
chodenge tab to milega na !

Netaon ka daal-dalia

Headline 11.03.09
Sirifort : 44 Crore kyun ho kharch !
Postmortem :
Baat bhi sahi hai, arey Sirifort par hi
agar 44 crore kharch kar doge to yeh
becharey hamare garib neta log kahan
jayenge, inka daal-dalia kaise chalega !

Netaon ka astitva

Headline 11.03.09
Delhi ne dhikara, videsh ne swikara !
Postmortem :
Acha to ab pata laga ki hamare neta log
aye din videshi daurey par kyun rehte hai !