Masti aur mehnat

Headline 28.04.09
Loot ke paiso se karte they masti !
Postmortem :
Masti to loot ke paise se hi ho sakti
hai bhaiya, mehnat se to dal roti chal
jaye vohi bahut hai !

Bijli ka jhatka

Headline 28.04.09
Garmi ne sataya,
bijli katauti ne rulaya !
Postmortem :
Aur billo ne diya jhatka,
pani bhi na maang sake,
aisi jagah la kar patka !

Desh ka fayeda

Headline 27.04.09
Umeedwar badalne se party ka fayeda !
Postmortem :
Hamesha apna ya party ka hi fayeda
sochte ho, Lekin janta ko to vo formula
chahiye jis se desh ka fayeda ho !

Pakaye koi khaye oi

Headline 27.04.09
Mere kaamo ka shrey le rahi
hai sheila sarkar : Khurana
Postmortem :
arey sir ab to yahi suna tha ki
"karey koi aur bharey koi" lekin
ab dekh bhi liya ki "pakaye koi
aur khaye koi"

Bottle band pani

Headline 27.04.09
Sehat ke liye surakshit nahi hai
bottle band pani !
Postmortem :
Kis bottle band pani ki baat kar
rahe aap, safed wale saadey pani ki,
ya rangdaar pani ki ?

Behno ki raksha

Headline 27.04.09
NGO padayega behno ko !
Postmortem :
Aye din jo khabrein aati hai
unhe padh kar to itna hi kahenge
ke pehle in behno ko inke baap
or bhaiyon se bacha to lo, fir
padha bhi lena !

Der aye durast aye

Headline 27.04.09
Is baar PM ki relly mein chala joota
Postmortem :
Chalo acha hai, janta ko samajh to aya
ki yeh kis kabil hai !