tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-80819235357132298932011-07-08T07:29:21.490+05:30News affects our life in many ways. Khabron Ka Postmortem is a reaction which is a reflection of feelings of hearts of common men &amp; women. It is a creative way to express our anger and frustrations from Government Systems and Political leadership.SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comBlogger34221100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-59748454453147517362011-07-04T22:04:00.000+05:302011-07-04T22:08:48.224+05:30<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Headline : 04.07.11</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">लोकपाल बिल को संसद में </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"> पेश करने में सहमति</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);"> संसद में खुलेंगे पत्ते......</span></span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;font-size:100%;" >Postmortem :</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" > इस बात का भी ख्याल रहे, </span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" > जितने पत्ते ये खोलेंगे, उतने ही इनके</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" > आस्तीन में भी होंगे......</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-5974845445314751736?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-71340669444183058892011-05-25T08:59:00.003+05:302011-07-04T22:09:43.803+05:30<span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-size:130%;" >Headline 25.05.11<br />"देश में 200 आयकर सेवा केंद्र खुलेगे"</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" >Postmortem...<br />अब लगे हाथो इस बात का भी खुलासा कर देते </span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" > के ये "सेवा केंद्र" किसकी सेवा के लिए खुलेंगे,</span><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);font-size:130%;" > जनता की या आयकर वालो की ?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-7134066944418305889?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-13173115806152199322010-02-01T08:33:00.002+05:302010-02-01T08:37:50.874+05:30<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Headline 01.02.10</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Chutkalo par der se hasti hai mahilaein.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Postmortem :</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Baki chutkalo par to "der se" hi hast hai,</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">lekin agar chutkalein saas par ho to </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">"der tak" hasti hai mahilaein</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-1317311580615219932?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-73922364315628478672010-01-19T16:22:00.002+05:302010-01-19T16:25:52.012+05:30<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Headline 19.01.10</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Ye hafta hai bach ke chalne ka</span>.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Postmortem :</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Is ek hafte ka kya kehte hai aap,</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">aj kal to waqt hi hai bach ke chalne ka,</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">kaun jaane kab, kese, kahan, kya ho jaye..!!!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-7392236431562847867?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-4128415414394938812010-01-19T16:16:00.002+05:302010-01-19T16:22:12.099+05:30<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Headline : 19.01.10</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Abhineta sunil shetty ke </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">khilaf saman</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Postmortem :</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Arey Shetty saheb </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">is par bhi ye dailog maar dete...</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">"Mujhe koi saman bheje,</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">ye ho nahi sakta,</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">aur me koi saman le lu, </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">ye me hone nahi dunga...."</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-412841541439493881?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-55321947844613692792010-01-19T15:54:00.002+05:302010-01-19T15:57:28.386+05:30<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Headline 19.01.10</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Dus din me sasti hogi chini : Pawar</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Postmortem </span><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">:</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Aur dus din ki ginti kab se gin-na</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">shuru karein, lage hatho ye bhi bta </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">dete pawar saheb</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-5532194784461369279?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-89733345759424859642010-01-19T15:49:00.002+05:302010-01-19T15:53:58.078+05:30<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Headline 19.01.10</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">Lalu yadav se chin hi gya</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(51, 51, 255);">family rail pass</span>.<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Postmortem :</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Thik hi to hai, kisi ko to</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">rokna hi tha na, ab lalu ji </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">to ruk nahi rahe they, </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">bechare railway wale bhi </span><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">kya karte......!!!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-8973334575942485964?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-27262854236312815762010-01-13T09:39:00.000+05:302010-01-13T09:48:03.670+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 12.01.10</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">CCTV ki madad se pakde gaye chor.</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Arey bhala ho us cctv ka jo chor </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">pakde gaye, varna police se to koi </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">umeed thi nahi...</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-2726285423631281576?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-56882611129586014222010-01-13T09:34:00.000+05:302010-01-13T09:38:45.267+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 12.01.10</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Shikayat karta ka hi </span><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">polygraph test kra rahi hai police.</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">To is me itna hairan hone ki kya </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">baat hai, ye hamari police hai, </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">kuch bhi kar sakti hai,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">(agar chahe to)</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-5688261112958601422?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-6713315113380116442010-01-12T20:43:00.000+05:302010-01-12T20:47:22.376+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 12.01.10</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Namrata bhakat ki </span><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">vastvik pehchan hoti hai.</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Shayad isi liye sant log</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">apne </span><span style="color:#ff0000;">pravachno me aksar </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">kehte rehte hai </span><span style="color:#ff0000;">ke insaan </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">apni pehchan khota ja raha hai....</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-671331511338011644?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-3424453612893996712010-01-12T20:39:00.001+05:302010-01-12T20:49:01.823+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 12.01.10</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">BSP vidhayak ke bete ko zamanat.</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Ja beta mil gai zamanat,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">khush reh aur dekhna, </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">jo kamian pehle jurm me reh gai thi, </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">vo dobara nahi rehni chahiye....</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-342445361289399671?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-44834233932256139302010-01-12T20:34:00.002+05:302010-01-12T20:37:49.968+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 12.01.10</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Pidita se vivah, 2 din ki saza.</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Bade khushnaseeb ho bhai,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">2 din me hi chutkara mil gaya,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">varna admi to sari zindagi gulami</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">karte hi mar jata hai...</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-4483423393225613930?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-79183690752651336722010-01-12T20:29:00.000+05:302010-01-12T20:33:22.455+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 12.01.10</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Schoolo me eko frendly desk.</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">In par to teachers ko bethne ki </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">zarurat hai, taki bacho ko maarne</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">ki ghatnayein band ho jayein....</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-7918369075265133672?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-43066166196674668652010-01-12T20:26:00.002+05:302010-01-12T20:29:51.611+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 12.01.10</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">DTC bus se fir nikla dhuan.</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Niklega bhaiya, </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">abhi to aur bhi niklega, </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">itna maal khaya hai janta ka</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">ke asaani se hazam thode na hoga....</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-4306616619667466865?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-7844411721838166192010-01-12T20:21:00.002+05:302010-01-12T20:25:11.918+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 12.01.10</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Metro ne beech raah me choda....</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">jaldi se insa ilaj karao,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">kisi jhaad phoonk wale ko bulvao,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">varna is par bhi netaon ka asar</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">dikhne laga hai.....</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-784441172183816619?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-31992257937232369112010-01-12T20:14:00.002+05:302010-01-12T20:20:42.521+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 12.01.10</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Chini ke masle par chid gaye </span><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">krishi mantri Sharad Pawar.</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Puch ke dekh lo zarur diabeties</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">ke mariz honge....</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-3199225793723236911?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-18519009082912011492010-01-12T20:12:00.002+05:302010-01-12T20:14:45.319+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 12.01.10</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Ruchika case me </span><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">CBI ne sambhali kamaan.</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Arushi murder case me bhi </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">to sambhali thi, uska kya hua ?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-1851900908291201149?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-69702627440001639602010-01-12T20:04:00.000+05:302010-01-12T20:09:30.439+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 11.01.10</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Bachpan me hi naukri ki fikar.</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Thik hi to hai, jab bache bachpan</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">me hi maa-baap ban rahe hai,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">to baki zimedarion ka ehsas kyun na ho....</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-6970262744000163960?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-31716541078909956972010-01-12T19:56:00.000+05:302010-01-12T20:04:13.723+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 11.01.10</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Malavi me school </span><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">banva rahi hai madona.</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">banvana pad raha hoga bhai,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">jis tarah ki sex education ye dena</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">chahti hongi, uske liye baki school</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">taiyar nahi hue honge.......</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-3171654107890995697?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-66086308837181360542010-01-12T19:47:00.002+05:302010-01-12T19:55:21.210+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 11.01.10</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Tent housing colony ke liye</span><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">mile 8 crore.</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">8 crore ho 80 crore, </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">kehlayenge to tent wale hi na....</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#000000;">-------------------------------</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Tento ka to pata nahi, lekin haa </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">kaion ki kothian zarur ban jayengi... </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-6608630883718136054?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-77402657352138088932010-01-12T19:41:00.000+05:302010-01-12T19:46:41.593+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 11.01.10</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Faridabad me lo floor busein </span><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">agle saptah se....</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Poastmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Thik hi to hai, hum to jhel hi rahe hai</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">padosi kyun peechey rahein.....</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-7740265735213808893?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-33380438094974923162010-01-12T19:36:00.002+05:302010-01-12T19:41:39.047+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 11.01.10</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Guooskhor ko bari karne se inkar.</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Isi liye to kehta hu,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">kyun kiya samay bekar,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">ghoos me se hissa de deta,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">to bach jata mere yaar......</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-3338043809497492316?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-5154385782423781152010-01-12T19:32:00.001+05:302010-01-12T19:36:46.041+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 11.01.10</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Patni ka farman pati ke liye....</span><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">"Guzara bhatta do, </span><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">nahi chalega mandi ka bahana"</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Patnio ko thanedar </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">ese hi thode na kaha jata hai.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-515438578242378115?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-24027996192903583432010-01-12T19:29:00.001+05:302010-01-12T19:32:16.275+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 11.01.10</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">"Budhi parmatma ka shreshth vardan hai"</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Agar sahi istmaal kiya jaye to........</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-2402799619290358343?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-85806489733071839002009-12-28T10:14:00.002+05:302009-12-28T10:22:16.652+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 28.12.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Darshako ka gussa bhadka,</span><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">kotla bana kabaad.</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Ye sabak hai desh ke netao ke liya,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">agar 40,000 darshko ke gusse se</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">kotla ki ye halat hui, </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">to socho jis din 120 crore log </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">bhadak gaye us din kya hoga....</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-8580648973307183900?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-34720724644557679162009-12-28T09:52:00.000+05:302009-12-28T09:58:13.572+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 28.12.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Kotla ki pitch ne kiya sharam saar.</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Apko kya lagta hai, </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">ye hue honge sharamsaar,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">inki to hum se pucho yaar,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">sharam ati hai unhe, </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">jo sharam se sharmate hai,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">aji ye to khud hi besharam hai,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">sharam inse sharmati hai......</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-3472072464455767916?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-26202758167691242192009-12-28T09:46:00.000+05:302009-12-28T09:52:50.288+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 28.12.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Thane se chand kadam dur dakaity.</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Agar bade bhai nazdeek ho to chote</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">bhaion ka honsla badh hi jata hai.....</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-2620275816769124219?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-13258167336359413742009-12-28T09:37:00.000+05:302009-12-28T09:46:16.996+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 28.12.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Ek tihai lo floor nahi utri sadko par.</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">arey bhai nahi utri to na sahi,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">kisi ke baap ka kya jata hai,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">paisa to utar hi chuka hai unki jeb me....</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-1325816733635941374?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-19943394091686405632009-12-26T20:43:00.002+05:302009-12-26T20:46:34.925+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 26.12.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Jashan manayein par dil sambhal kar.</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Arey vo jashan hi kya, </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">jisme dil sambhal jaye.....</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-1994339409168640563?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-13427844279093573062009-12-22T19:35:00.002+05:302009-12-22T19:42:07.354+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 22.12.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Transportero par kasega shikanja.</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">har subah ke sath</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">kai shikanje kas jate hai,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">magar shaam hote hi </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">na jane kyun dheeley pad jate hai.....</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-1342784427909357306?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-44750236170359816752009-12-22T19:24:00.002+05:302009-12-22T19:31:28.334+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 22.12.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">kishton me bijli connection lijiye.</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Connection kishton me dekar ehsan</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">nahi karoge...</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">bijli bhi kishton me hi ati hai.....</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-4475023617035981675?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-41841106524654331002009-12-22T19:20:00.003+05:302009-12-22T19:24:28.840+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 22.12.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Vakil aur police karmi bheedhey.</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">arey wah..... kya bhidant hai.....</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">ek taraf kanoon "ko" bachane wale...</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">dusri taraf kanoon "se" bachane wale...!!!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-4184110652465433100?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-63944466235898938732009-12-15T21:30:00.000+05:302009-12-15T21:35:53.749+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 15.12.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Pilao 21 me par piyo 25 me.</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Ye 21-25 ke jhagre me kyun pado,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">dil khol ke jiyo, jee bhar ke piyo,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">kya rakha is zamane me,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">rone aur rulane me,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">mauj karo aur ash karo,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">udhari se ho ya cash karo,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">gar ye vichardhara hai aj ki kunji,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">to kya yahi yuva hai desh ki punji...?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-6394446623589893873?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-21539302057019806692009-12-15T21:25:00.000+05:302009-12-15T21:30:16.139+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 15.12.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Gar kiya bhrashtachar, </span><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">to padoge bimar.</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">fir to badi mushkil ho jayegi mere yaar,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">babu se saansad tak sab ho gaye bimar, </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">to kese chalegi sarkar.... ?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-2153930205701980669?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-90020960595971922692009-12-15T21:20:00.003+05:302009-12-15T21:36:57.490+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 15.12.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Shaam hote hi buso ki killat.</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Ye kambakth shaam waqt hi esa hai,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">kisi na kisi "cheez" ki killat ho hi jati hai,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">kisi ko bus ki, to kisi ko ras ki,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">kisi ko sharab ki, to kisi ko shabab ki,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">killat cheez hi esi hai hazoor,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">isi ki vajah se jeb dheeli rehti janab ki......!!!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-9002096059597192269?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-70191485754650364552009-12-15T21:08:00.000+05:302009-12-15T21:19:51.140+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 15.12.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Kuttey banenge atankio ki kaat.</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Arey, yahi to kalyug hai yaar,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">bhai hi bhai ko kaat raha hai.......</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-7019148575465036455?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-80399233542573312002009-12-15T18:59:00.000+05:302009-12-15T19:05:45.965+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 15.12.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Games ke dauran nahi dikhega kuda.</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Arey bhai izzat ka jo swal hai,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">bahar ki to dal bhi murgi,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">aur ghar ki murgi bhi dal hai...</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-8039923354257331200?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-55164215323602002122009-12-15T18:29:00.002+05:302009-12-15T18:59:01.373+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 15.12.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Milawat par behas se </span><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">bach rahi sarkar.</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Bakrey ki maa,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">kab tak kher manayegi,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">milawat par bach gai, </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">to kahin or pakad me ayegi,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">muddo ki koi kami nahi,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">fitrat hi inki meili hai, </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">kahin se bhi dhuli nahi,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">niyat bhi inki kali hai,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">daaman par itne daag lagey,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">jo kisi dhulai se na dhuley,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">yahi soch pareshan hai yeh,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">kab, kse or kis kis se bachey...!!!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-5516421532360200212?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-57973754521608157282009-12-14T18:33:00.000+05:302009-12-14T18:58:08.911+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 14.12.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Bhartiye pehalwano ko pakistan visa nahi.</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Arey.... to isme bura kyun maantey ho bhai,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">khud ko bachane ka adhikar to sabko hota hai,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">aur vo jaantey hai ki bhartiye pehalwan ghar me </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">ghus kar marengey, to apne aap ko bachane ka </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">yahi ek rasta tha unke pass ki inko visa hi mat do...</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-5797375452160815728?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-26140301337917973882009-12-14T18:20:00.003+05:302009-12-14T18:33:14.775+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 14.12.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">28 Saal ke baad bhi shuru nahi hua mukadma.</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Arey...to kya hua ? apne desh me reh kar</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">itna bhi sabar nahi apme, zara dheeraj rakho</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">bhai, sabar karo, sabar ka fal meetha hota hai....</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-2614030133791797388?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-21945561972810933122009-12-14T18:05:00.000+05:302009-12-14T18:11:02.463+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 14.12.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Lo floor bus se fir utha dhuan, sehme yatri.</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Dhyan se dekho aur socho, ye dhuan bus ka</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">nahi tha, ye to us anch ka dhuan tha jis par</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">hamare mantrio ne apni apni rotian seki hai, </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">agar imandari se ye deal ki hoti to sadko par</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">utartey hi buso ne apna rang nahi dikhaya hota......</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-2194556197281093312?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-61502559021220608242009-12-14T18:01:00.001+05:302009-12-14T18:04:56.749+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 14.12.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Raftar ka nasha bana jaan leva.</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Nasha to hamesha hi jaan leva hota hai,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">fir chahey vo raftar ka ho ya sharab ka......</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-6150255902122060824?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-88946368986795815962009-12-14T17:57:00.000+05:302009-12-14T18:01:03.896+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 14.12.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Thand ke intzaar me adha hua Dec.</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Iska intzar to amir log karte honge,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">kisi garib se puch ke dekho, uske</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">liye to Dec. ana hi nahi chahiye.....</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-8894636898679581596?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-76847328540137288962009-12-14T17:52:00.002+05:302009-12-14T17:56:58.100+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 14.12.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Maya ne fenka purvanchal ka patta.</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Ye maya mem saheb hai,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">zara sambhal kar chaal chalna,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">jitne pattey inke hath me hote hai</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">utne hi inki aasteen me bhi.......</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-7684732854013728896?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-13587289323445244002009-07-02T16:01:00.000+05:302009-07-02T16:09:09.132+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 02.07.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Mene to sirf gaal ko chua tha : Jaganath</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Arey jaganath ji abhi to shukar manao</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">ki vo bank manager ek admi tha, aur agar</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">uski jagah koi aurat manager hoti to kya hota ?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-1358728932344524400?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-77864960175230868592009-07-02T15:56:00.000+05:302009-07-02T16:00:39.503+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 02.07.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Rail bajat : Manviye hoga, </span><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">munafa bhi dega !</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Rail mantri mahodya ne sahi </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">kaha, rail bajat manviye bhi hoga</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">aur munafa bhi dega, manviye to </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">ye hoga aam janta ke liye, lekin</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">munafa to ye mantrio ko hi dega !</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-7786496017523086859?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-6811450418224323812009-07-02T10:23:00.001+05:302009-07-02T10:34:24.107+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 02.07.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Ab jaldi band hongi dukane !</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Ji ha, bilkul sahi keh rahe hai aap,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">jahan esi sarkari neeteian ho, na bijli</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">ho, na pani ho, suraksha vyavastha </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">ka ye hal ho ki admi subah ghar se </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">nikle aur use pata na ho ki sham ko</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">ghar wapis pahunch payega ya nahi,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">aur jo kasar reh jaye vo tod fod karne</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">wale puri kar de to dukane to kya sab</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">kuch hi jaldi band ho jayega !</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-681145041822432381?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-86747995248496572612009-06-28T07:46:00.002+05:302009-07-02T15:52:06.299+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headlne 28.06.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Ab apradh nahi rahegi smlengikta !</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Mubarak ho, shukar manaiye,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">badti abadi ko rokne ka is se acha</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">sujhav nahi ho sakta tha !</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-8674799524849657261?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-20114280395658425792009-06-28T07:42:00.003+05:302009-07-02T15:51:16.223+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 28.06.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Rajdhani me bijli-pani</span><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">ab bhagwan bharose !</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">kya kha, sirf bijli-pani ?</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">to aap kya samajhte hai</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">hindustan ki hakumat</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">kiske bharose chal rahi hai ?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-2011428039565842579?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-24072578270968996892009-06-24T23:08:00.005+05:302009-07-02T15:50:25.029+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 24.06.09</span></strong><br /><strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Rakshak bne Bhakshak :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong>Postmortem :</strong></span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Jab rakshak bne bhakshak, sarkar ho bekar,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">afsar khaye ghoos, aur neta ho manhoos, </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">to janta kahan mrey.......... </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Jab mehngai ki ho maar, mcha ho ha-hakaar,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">padhe likho ke sar pe, jab anpadh ho swar, </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">to janta kahan mrey.......... </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Na bijli hai na pani, kehlati fir bhi rajdhani,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">neta karein manmani, mano desh bechne ki ho thani,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">to janta kahan mrey.......... </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Daal me kankar, dudh me zehar, dva bhi ho zehrili, </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">lagta hai jese baimani inhe, virasat me ho mili, </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">to janta kahan mrey.......... </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Police bajaye lathian, aur chor machaye shore, </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">bharashtachar ke agey, jab chale na koi zor, </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">to janta kahan mrey.......... </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Aaj dharam ke naam par, pakhandi bne avtar, </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">na mandiro ki chinta, na bhakto se sarokar, </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">to janta kahan mrey..........</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-2407257827096899689?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-54122014171839340712009-06-17T08:22:00.001+05:302009-06-17T08:27:35.230+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 17.06.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Manmohan ne li Zardari ki class !</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Manmohan ji itni umar ho gai, </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">abhi tak itna nahi samajh apye</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">gadho ki jitni bhi class lelo, jitna</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">bhi unko padha lo, rehtey to vo </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">gadhey hi hai, insan nahi ban saktey !</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-5412201417183934071?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-59671244056152879272009-06-17T08:11:00.000+05:302009-06-17T08:21:06.383+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 17.06.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Bipasha ke liye naachey,</span><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">malika ke liye gaya !</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Arey bhai Bipasha aur Malika</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">ke liye to log na jane kya kuch </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">kar jate hai, tum zara sa naach</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">gana kar ke hi itra rahe ho !</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-5967124405615287927?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-59880690046913591602009-06-17T08:05:00.000+05:302009-06-17T08:11:01.274+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 17.06.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">America se lautey 4 chatr </span><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">swine flu ki chapet me.</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Kyun bhai is mandi ke daur</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">me aur kuch nahi mila to yahi</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">swine flu hi le aye !</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-5988069004691359160?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-57870456701756203152009-06-17T07:58:00.000+05:302009-06-17T08:05:05.986+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 17.06.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">1200 Crore kharch par ganga meli.</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Ganga ko saaf karne se pehle mn ka</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">saaf hona zaruri tha, mn saaf hote to </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">ganga bhi saaf ho jati, 1200 crore ka </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">naam sunte hi mn me to meil bhar gaya </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">hoga, ganga kahan se saaf hoti !</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-5787045670175620315?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-56645427018260871892009-04-28T08:01:00.001+05:302009-04-28T08:12:32.184+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 28.04.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Loot ke paiso se karte they masti !</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Masti to loot ke paise se hi ho sakti</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">hai bhaiya, mehnat se to dal roti chal</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">jaye vohi bahut hai !</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-5664542701826087189?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-20988211204117675362009-04-28T07:50:00.000+05:302009-04-28T07:59:50.714+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 28.04.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Garmi ne sataya, </span><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">bijli katauti ne rulaya !</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Aur billo ne diya jhatka,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">pani bhi na maang sake,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">aisi jagah la kar patka !</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-2098821120411767536?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-33761077270013767892009-04-27T22:12:00.002+05:302009-04-27T22:21:08.775+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 27.04.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Umeedwar badalne se party ka fayeda !</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Hamesha apna ya party ka hi fayeda</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">sochte ho, Lekin janta ko to vo formula </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">chahiye </span><span style="color:#ff0000;">jis se desh ka fayeda ho !</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-3376107727001376789?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-89229629673902119302009-04-27T21:33:00.000+05:302009-04-27T22:11:27.654+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 27.04.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Mere kaamo ka shrey le rahi </span><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">hai sheila sarkar : Khurana</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">arey sir ab to yahi suna tha ki</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">"karey koi aur bharey koi" lekin</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">ab dekh bhi liya ki "pakaye koi</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">aur khaye koi"</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-8922962967390211930?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-59498071502919073792009-04-27T21:08:00.003+05:302009-04-27T21:19:21.668+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 27.04.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Sehat ke liye surakshit nahi hai</span><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">bottle band pani !</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Kis bottle band pani ki baat kar</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">rahe aap, safed wale saadey pani ki,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">ya rangdaar pani ki ?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-5949807150291907379?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-20519335690147051062009-04-27T16:57:00.001+05:302009-04-27T17:14:46.284+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 27.04.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">NGO padayega behno ko !</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Aye din jo khabrein aati hai</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">unhe padh kar to itna hi kahenge</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">ke pehle in behno ko inke baap</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">or bhaiyon se bacha to lo, fir </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">padha bhi lena !</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-2051933569014705106?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-48201205006214753642009-04-27T16:49:00.000+05:302009-04-27T16:57:19.112+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 27.04.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Is baar PM ki relly mein chala joota</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Chalo acha hai, janta ko samajh to aya</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">ki yeh kis kabil hai !</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-4820120500621475364?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-27220138355425011472009-03-13T21:20:00.002+05:302009-03-13T21:24:21.484+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 13.03.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Mulayam ko notice !</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Mulayam ko notice bhi</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">mulayam hi bheja to kya </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">asar hoga, kam se kam</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">notice to sakht bhejna tha !</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-2722013835542501147?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-76942880384386708662009-03-12T22:49:00.002+05:302009-03-12T22:51:27.029+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 11.03.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Congress me purane chehro </span><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">par bharosa zyada !</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Naya nau din, purana sau din !</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-7694288038438670866?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-6610981419421912542009-03-12T22:46:00.001+05:302009-03-12T22:49:04.917+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 11.03.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">BJP Sato seat jeetegi : Goyal</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Mungerilal ke haseen sapne...</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-661098141942191254?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-30832923103620089722009-03-11T20:11:00.003+05:302009-03-11T20:17:27.893+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 11.03.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">DDA Plot mamle me jaanch hogi !</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Is DDA ke plot ki janch ka to pata </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">nahi, lekin haa is janch karne walo </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">ke isi janch me se kai plot ban jayenge !</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-3083292310362008972?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-39544344061486679702009-03-11T20:00:00.003+05:302009-03-11T20:10:43.060+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 11.03.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Pidit pariwar ko milega muavza !</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Hum bhi chahte hai mile, vo bhi </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">chahte hai mile, sab chahte hai mile</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">lekin ye beech ke bicholiye kuch </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">chodenge tab to milega na !</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-3954434406148667970?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-44615688340263062282009-03-11T19:55:00.002+05:302009-03-11T20:00:12.768+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 11.03.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Sirifort : 44 Crore kyun ho kharch !</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Baat bhi sahi hai, arey Sirifort par hi </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">agar 44 crore kharch kar doge to yeh</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">becharey hamare garib neta log kahan </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">jayenge, inka daal-dalia kaise chalega !</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-4461568834026306228?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-51469463694836386432009-03-11T19:49:00.003+05:302009-03-11T19:54:43.168+05:30<span style="color:#3333ff;"><strong>Headline 11.03.09</strong><br />Delhi ne dhikara, videsh ne swikara !</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;"><strong>Postmortem :<br /></strong>Acha to ab pata laga ki hamare neta log<br />aye din videshi daurey par kyun rehte hai !</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-5146946369483638643?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-90256471074726615912009-02-13T09:04:00.002+05:302009-02-13T09:13:56.696+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 13.02.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Atankwadi arthvayvastha</span><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">par chot karna chahtey hai : Pranav</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Atankwadi hame jitni bhi chot pahuncha</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">le lekin aap ka vartav vohi rahega, aap</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">unhe pakadenge, jail me unki sewa karenge,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">unko vakil diya jayega, un par paisa aur</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">samay dono lagayenge, kam se kam </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">agle 10 saalo tak jab tak unke mukadamo</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">ka faisla nahi ho jata, tab tak unko palenge,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">aur baad me fir koi hamara havai jahaz hi-jack</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">ho jayega to unhe ba-izzat chod ayenge !</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-9025647107472661591?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-68443343035635207182009-02-13T08:54:00.002+05:302009-02-13T09:03:31.504+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 13.02.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Satta mili to 100 din me </span><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">arthvayvastha patri par !</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Agar satta mil gai to aap </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">kya samajhtey hai 100 </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">dino me satta ka nasha </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">utar jayega jo aap kaam </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">par bhi dhyan dene lagenge ?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-6844334303563520718?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-8276130640302731292009-02-05T19:18:00.003+05:302009-02-05T19:34:09.224+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 04.02.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Ball aur balley par croro ki bazi !</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Aur balla agar apke hath me ho</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">madam to us par arbo lagne me</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">bhi der nahi lagegi !</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-827613064030273129?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-74433189932149721622009-02-05T19:14:00.002+05:302009-02-05T19:17:38.382+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 04.02.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Police karmi ke bete nikle chor !</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Jab doctor ka beta doctor aur judge</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">ka beta judge bane yeh zaruri nahi to</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">police ka beta bhi sahi nikle yeh bhi </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">to zaruri nahi hazoor !</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-7443318993214972162?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-89780973631061003512009-02-02T17:33:00.003+05:302009-02-02T17:56:37.121+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 02.02.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Bollywood filmo ke financer ko saza !</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Bhagwan to sabka hai na, Jab aisi-aisi </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">filme bana ke janta ko saza de sakte ho to</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">aap kaise saza se bach sakte ho !</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-8978097363106100351?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-30277835917146921412009-02-02T17:28:00.002+05:302009-02-02T17:33:24.629+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 02.02.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Apno ne hi kiya masoomo se dushkaram !</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Jab apne hi gadari par utar ayein to gero </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">se kya umeed karein !</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-3027783591714692141?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-2212784490884503212009-02-02T17:25:00.002+05:302009-02-02T17:28:26.480+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 02.02.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Aisa halla kata, ki padosi police bula laye !</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Aisa to hona hi tha, jab padosion ko nahi</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">bulaoge to unse aur umeed bhi kya kar </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">sakte ho !</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-221278449088450321?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-91564903902517540912009-02-02T10:51:00.002+05:302009-02-02T11:08:12.638+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headlne 01.02.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Sard hawaon ne kiya logo ko behaal !</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Is se bhi zyada bigri hai hamare </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">neton </span><span style="color:#ff0000;">ki chaal, jiski vajah se hai </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">yeh haal, aur </span><span style="color:#ff0000;">aisa tab talak chalta </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">rahega, jab tak in </span><span style="color:#ff0000;">bhrasht netao </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">ka sikka chalegha !</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Agar bharat ka chahte ho bhala, </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">to deta hu ik nek salah, </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">utha bahar karo in bhrasht netaon</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">ko, varna kya kahoge ane wali pidion ko !</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-9156490390251754091?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-84650476209283195762009-02-02T10:45:00.002+05:302009-02-02T10:50:12.345+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 01.02.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Abhi khul saktey hai </span><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">kai badey ghotale !</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Sahi kaha apne abhi </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">hamare in hon haar</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">netaon ne apni puri </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">kabliyat dikhai hi kahan </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">hai abhi to bahut kuch </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">dekhna baki hai !</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-8465047620928319576?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-66228215709661991092009-02-02T10:38:00.002+05:302009-02-02T10:45:13.107+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 01.02.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Bas itni ganimat hai ki </span><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">sardi me pasine nahi chutey !</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Mehngai aur bhrashtachar yu hi</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">badtey gaye to pasine hi nahi aur</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">bhi bahut kuch choot jayega !</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-6622821570966199109?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-19640559705579365292009-01-30T11:37:00.002+05:302009-01-30T11:41:05.014+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 29.01.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Rasoi gas ke daam ghatey, </span><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">petrol bhi sasta !</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Yeh sarkar badi bekar hai,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">gas petrol sasta kar diya, lekin </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">padai par mehngai ki maar hai !</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-1964055970557936529?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-51139771229176654382009-01-30T11:34:00.001+05:302009-01-30T11:37:23.814+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 29.01.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Chunav tarikho par bevajah byanbazi !</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Imtihan sar par ho aur koi taiyari na ho</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">to aksar log aise hi shor machatey hai !</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-5113977122917665438?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-34813947008195649872009-01-28T19:51:00.002+05:302009-01-28T19:56:04.604+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 28.01.08</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Saanskritik virasat ki raksha me</span><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">logo ki bhumika aham !</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Aur unhi logo ki raksha me apki bhi</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">koi bhumika hai ya nahi ?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-3481394700819564987?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-84579033568082286482009-01-28T19:47:00.002+05:302009-01-28T19:51:38.303+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 28.01.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Daagion ko ticket par daagey swal !</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Yahi to badkismati hai hamari is</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">gandi rajniti ki, yahan to jitne zyada </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">daag hotey hai utni hi jaldi ticket milta hai !</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-8457903356808228648?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-48038339232495020392009-01-28T19:41:00.002+05:302009-01-28T19:46:57.015+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 28.01.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Prabhakaran ke khilaf warant jari !</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Warant to jari kar diya, ab unhe dhoond</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">kar zara pakadne ki bhi koshish kar lo !</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-4803833923249502039?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-68509254371656612722009-01-28T19:31:00.003+05:302009-01-28T19:41:41.348+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 28.01.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Musalmano ka dushman nahi hai America !</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Dushman nahi hai isiliye to pakistan ko paisa</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">aur hatiyar ki kami nahi aati !</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-6850925437165661272?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-53847619788158120792009-01-27T21:30:00.001+05:302009-01-27T21:31:57.890+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 27.01.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Purey ghar par control sirf remote se !</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Kyun ? Shadi ki salah de rahe ho kya ?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-5384761978815812079?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-71840161395353465862009-01-27T21:27:00.002+05:302009-01-27T21:29:55.271+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 27.01.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">CBI ke 16 adhikari samanit !</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Chalo acha hai Arushi murder</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">case ka koi natija beshak na nikla </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">ho lekin samanit to kar hi diye gaye !</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-7184016139535346586?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-77935292604791876162009-01-27T20:43:00.003+05:302009-07-02T15:54:04.700+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 27.01.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Rawan dekh kar romanchit</span><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">ho uthe bachey !</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Bachey bhi kitne masoom hai,</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">vo ek hi tarah ke rawan ko dekh </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">kar </span><span style="color:#ff0000;">romanchit ho rahe hai, unhe </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">kya pata yahan to har kadam</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">par rawan milega !</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-7793529260479187616?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-73832534527911134472009-01-27T20:41:00.002+05:302009-02-02T18:00:10.882+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 27.01.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Hamse acha dost nahi !</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Sahi kaha apne, vese aap</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">jese dost ho to dushmano</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">ki zarurat hi kahan hai ?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-7383253452791113447?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-6182275489671535602009-01-27T20:37:00.002+05:302009-01-27T20:40:59.763+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 26.01.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Police me sudhar ho, </span><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">lekin karega kaun ?</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Inhe to janta hi sudhar </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">sakti hai, inhe ghoose dena</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">band kar do yeh khud b khud</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">hi sudhar jayenge !</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-618227548967153560?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-46519494808402064562009-01-25T12:49:00.002+05:302009-01-25T12:54:33.330+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 25.01.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Badi machliyan ab bhi pakad se bahar !</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Dhyan se dekhoge to in badi machlion</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">ke upar bhi kai bade magarmach </span><span style="color:#ff0000;">hai </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">jo ki pakad se bahar hai !</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-4651949480840206456?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-44965720116211826942009-01-25T12:46:00.002+05:302009-01-25T12:49:25.310+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 25.01.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Ab PMO me ghotala, </span><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">accountant pakda gaya !</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Lagta hai PM saheb ko ghotale</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">ki jaankari ho gai hogi tabhi to</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">unhe dil ki taklif hui aur operation</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">ki naubat aa gai !</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-4496572011621182694?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-29592221667843608342009-01-25T12:41:00.002+05:302009-01-25T12:46:01.172+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 25.01.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Police sajag hoti to bach jata abhishek !</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">1 : Police ko hafta vasoolne se fursat </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">milti to sajag hoti na ? Aur a</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">gar police </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">sajag ho jaye to ek nahi </span><span style="color:#ff0000;">kai abhishek </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">bach sakte hai !</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-2959222166784360834?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-14187918555948845562009-01-24T23:04:00.002+05:302009-01-24T23:11:07.456+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 24.01.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Vivah ke baad patni bhi sthai nivasi !</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Aur agar pati jail me reh kar shaadi </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">karey to ?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-1418791855594884556?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-58566019414390373932009-01-24T22:58:00.003+05:302009-07-02T15:55:32.744+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 24.01.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Sadko par kharch honge </span><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">3000 crore !</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Kya sahi me, sadko par hi </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">kharch honge na ?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-5856601941439037393?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-38860881915816268992009-01-24T22:56:00.002+05:302009-01-24T22:58:49.890+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 24.01.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Banko ko chuna lagane wale </span><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">dharey gaye !</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Aur desh ko chuna lagane wale</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">to sarey aam ghoom rahe hai </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">unka kya ?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-3886088191581626899?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-7708895237670732602009-01-24T22:53:00.002+05:302009-01-24T22:56:34.544+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 24.01.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Bachra lekar town hall </span><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">pahunchi paarshad !</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Is tarah ki bachkani harkato</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">se to yeh neta kam aur kisi</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">drama club ke member hi</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">lagtey hai !</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-770889523767073260?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-44574160633808227602009-01-24T22:43:00.002+05:302009-01-24T22:53:05.474+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 24.01.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">PM ki heart surgery aaj !</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Arey hum to aaj tak yahi </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">samajh </span><span style="color:#ff0000;">rahe they ki netaon </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">ke pass sirf </span><span style="color:#ff0000;">dimag hi hota </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">hai jis se ki vo tana-bana </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">boontey rehtey hai, inke </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">pass dil bhi </span><span style="color:#ff0000;">hota hai yeh to </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">aaj hi pata laga !</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-4457416063380822760?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-63955515764267419802009-01-24T22:39:00.002+05:302009-01-24T22:43:41.415+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 24.01.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Dil se nazuk hato hai </span><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">50 feesadi mariz !</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Aur baki 50 feesadi ke</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">pass apna dil hota hi kaha hai ?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-6395551576426741980?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-58659987932039120582009-01-24T22:26:00.003+05:302009-02-02T18:01:11.678+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 24.01.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Smoking par ban hai kahan ?</span><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">hame to nahi dikh raha !</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Gulab jamun me gulab </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">dekha hai kya ?</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-5865998793203912058?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8081923535713229893.post-53127198311504590412009-01-23T14:48:00.002+05:302009-01-23T14:51:05.967+05:30<strong><span style="color:#3333ff;">Headline 23.01.09</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">Police me sudhar ho,</span><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">lekin karega kaun ?</span><br /><strong><span style="color:#ff0000;">Postmortem :</span></strong><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Police ka sudhar to bhai </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">janta hi kar sakti hai, agar</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">inko ghoose dena band kar de to !</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8081923535713229893-5312719831150459041?l=khabhar.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>SATISH CHOPRAhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05626626382548274608noreply@blogger.com